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Song Parodies -> "When Eatians Are Eating Your Pussy"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Is Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"When Eatians Are Eating Your Pussy"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Found the time to cook up one more, wanted to avoid pounding the finger at anyone particular so I coined the word eatians.
When eatians are eating your pussy
When eatians are grilling your cat
When eatians run with the food chain
It's 'cos they all vote demo-crap
Fake News! Fake News!
The Dermis are shouting their lungs, their lungs
Fake News! Fake News!
But meanwhile they're loading their guns
At night when you search for your Poodle
At night when you're out with the bitch
They're gathered down in the paludal
Plantations to make whiteys rich
Send back! Send back!
Throw out those eatians like British Tea
Send back! Send back!
If they won't go home like ET
The word salad served by Kamala
And tongue-swarthy swamp-licking Tim
Has no border tamp on the moolah
Their jobs are on plates at the rim
Trump's bad, Trump's mad
Wherever he goes antonyms will come
Trump this, Trump that
From blue morning host's yapping gums
When eatians are grilling your cat
When eatians run with the food chain
It's 'cos they all vote demo-crap
Fake News! Fake News!
The Dermis are shouting their lungs, their lungs
Fake News! Fake News!
But meanwhile they're loading their guns
At night when you search for your Poodle
At night when you're out with the bitch
They're gathered down in the paludal
Plantations to make whiteys rich
Send back! Send back!
Throw out those eatians like British Tea
Send back! Send back!
If they won't go home like ET
The word salad served by Kamala
And tongue-swarthy swamp-licking Tim
Has no border tamp on the moolah
Their jobs are on plates at the rim
Trump's bad, Trump's mad
Wherever he goes antonyms will come
Trump this, Trump that
From blue morning host's yapping gums
© Peter Andersson.
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