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Song Parodies -> "Emhoff the Randy Husband"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Emhoff the Randy Husband"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
You know Clinton and Arnold and Teddy and Weiner.
Franken and Conyers and Johnson and Edwards
But do you recall the most recent scandal of all?
Emhoff the randy husband
Had a penchant for the help
He lusted after nannies
With good reviews, he found on yelp
All of those past philander’s
Pro’lly see the guy as lame
He’s not up to their standard
At the “having mistress” game
Just this past election eve
Dougie’s cachet failed
Since Kamala lost her bid
His love life has hit the skids
That’s it for this news cycle
Guess we’ll have to wait and see
Who’s the next liberal bad boy
Proffered by the DNC
Franken and Conyers and Johnson and Edwards
But do you recall the most recent scandal of all?
Emhoff the randy husband
Had a penchant for the help
He lusted after nannies
With good reviews, he found on yelp
All of those past philander’s
Pro’lly see the guy as lame
He’s not up to their standard
At the “having mistress” game
Just this past election eve
Dougie’s cachet failed
Since Kamala lost her bid
His love life has hit the skids
That’s it for this news cycle
Guess we’ll have to wait and see
Who’s the next liberal bad boy
Proffered by the DNC
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But you don't recall the most unfaithful husband of all: Donald Trump.
Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you make me sad I gave you 5’s on your song.
For at least ONCE, you're on to something Mike. What did Trump see in that washed out dishwater blonde crone. He was married to Marla Maples, and them becomes a Rider on the Stormy? I wouldn't have done her with my worst enemy's dick
And do you recall the most unfaithful wife of all: Maggie Trudeau, since she cheated on Pierre with Fidel
Well, Mikey, you could do that one yourself. I’d love to see it.
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