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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of MAGA"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of MAGA"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
We're half way there
On the First day of MAGA the President picked me:
I’m JD Vance, and my job here is as his VP
On the Second day of MAGA The President picked me:
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Third day of MAGA The President picked me:
Sec. of State Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Fourth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Sec. of State Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Fifth day of MAGA The President picked me:
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Sixth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Seventh day of MAGA The President picked me:
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Eighth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Ninth day of MAGA The President picked me:
NSA Mike Waltz (no relation)
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Tenth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Eleventh day of MAGA The President picked me:
Kristi Noem, Yo Dog!
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Twelfth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Elon Musk and Vivek
Kristi Noem, Yo Dog!
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
I’m JD Vance, and my job here is as his VP
On the Second day of MAGA The President picked me:
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Third day of MAGA The President picked me:
Sec. of State Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Fourth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Sec. of State Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Fifth day of MAGA The President picked me:
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Sixth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Seventh day of MAGA The President picked me:
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Eighth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Ninth day of MAGA The President picked me:
NSA Mike Waltz (no relation)
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Tenth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Eleventh day of MAGA The President picked me:
Kristi Noem, Yo Dog!
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
On the Twelfth day of MAGA The President picked me:
Elon Musk and Vivek
Kristi Noem, Yo Dog!
Interior: Doug Burgum
NSA: Mike Waltz
Vet Affairs: Doug Collins
Pete Hegseth: Defense
Border czar: Tom Homan
R-F-K-J
Pam Bondi: A.G.
Marco Rubio
Chief of staff Sue Wiles
And JD Vance as his VP
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