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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump Is Coming Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Clause is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump Is Coming Town"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

You better watch out,
You better not try,
Running your mouth,
I'm telling you why...
Donald Trump is coming to town!

He's making his picks,
For Cabinet choice,
Gonna weed out,
Desultory voice.
Donald Trump is coming to town!

His broom will be clean sweeping,
He’s learned from his mistakes.
He knows who’s got it in real good,
For the chiselers and the snakes!

Oh...
You better move out,
You better wave bye
You better retire,
I'm telling you why...
Donald Trump is coming to town!

You little tinhorns,
And dirty crumbums.
Getting the boot
It’s gonna be fun.
Donald trump is coming town!

You democrat dogs,
We say to you boo,
RINOs, old goats
Screw all of you, too.
Donald Trump is coming to town!

The folks in Red, not Blue land,
Will have a jubilee.
Make America Great Again
All you finks had better flee.

Sooo. . . .
You better watch out,
You better not try,
Running your mouth,
I'm telling you why...
Donald Trump is coming…
Liberal tears are yummy...
Donald Trump is coming to town!

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G_RandomPerson - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
And next year I can read it now "Poilievre will dethrone the clown"
Onslaught - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Which clown were you referring to?
CML - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
If I read my Ramdom persons correctly, Slaughtman, he's referring to that Trudeau that bears a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro, and bears no resemblance whatsoever to his supposed father, Pierre Trudeau
CML - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Seeing as how you're carrying the ball for MAGA at the moment :) .. Onslaught, you should check out a post I did back in 2018 as Callmelennie entitled "Mega MAGA Post" What you'll see is a parody of "My Guy" by Mary Wells and ""My Girl" by the Temptations. Everytime MAGA gets subbed for "My guy" or "My girl" it's an instant laugh line. I've seen this reaction many times among fellow travelers. Now, these parodies only need slight updating, and I'm too overwhelmed with other things to do both. So perhaps you might retool "My Guy" and I'll get around to "My Girl"
G_RandomPerson - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
You should also check out the one I did about a month ago called "Donald Wins Again" to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Adam Raised a Cain"
CML - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
BTW, great job on the parody. "Santa Claus" is great OS for purposes of parody. When I first started out here, Ramadan and was coinciding with Christmas so I wrote a slew of Ramadan carols and one was "Shari'a Law Is Coming to Town"
Onslaught - December 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Thank you Lennie, I will check that out.
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2024 - Report this comment
This is hilarious.. I mean, the thought that Donny has learned anything from mistakes he won't even admit to making? Comic genius.
MAGA - December 19, 2024 - Report this comment
Speak for yourself, Britcunt hypocrite; you pathetic Biden-rimming Eurotrash in your collapsing far-left fascist regimes are in no position to be casting stones at America and its legitimately elected President Trump from those pathetic glass houses of yours.
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2024 - Report this comment
Triggered much? You should try looking at what you have written, and see just how utterly unhinged it makes you look.
G_RandomPerson - December 19, 2024 - Report this comment
I heard someone talking last night and they said if Kamala was elected it would be four years of what Canada has had to endure under Justin Trudeau, and believe me, you don't want it.
Libby - December 19, 2024 - Report this comment
Yep, pretty weird.
Jeff in Richmond VA - December 29, 2024 - Report this comment
There are big words here, so if you are a trump supporter you may need to look up some of this stuff to understand: As a TRUE Liberal, allow me to clear some things up: 1. We swear, too; we just use the words, spelled correctly, intermingled with facts and pointed sarcasm aimed towards stupidity, and we know what triggers the painfully small-minded. You wanna say "libtards" and cast countless 4th grade ad hominem, we can give it back 10 fold, with citations intermingled. You do not get to insult others and then whine about intolerance. 2., True Liberals are "tolerant" of most everyone except the intolerant. Nobody gets the right to discriminate, call someone a PC snowflake and then run to the "you're a bully" defense in the name of a plethora of false talking points. 2A: If “History”, is the criteria REPUBLICANS want to use to protect and defend confederate statues:, Stating that the ‘libtards’ are trying to either destroy 'history' or change it, then we need to erect statues of Lee Harvey Oswald, Richard Speck and even perhaps Charlie Manson and Hitler next to every confederate general in the south...after all, these individuals also represent “History”.
Jeff in Richmond VA - December 29, 2024 - Report this comment
3. Nobody outside of law enforcement and the military needs an AR 15. You have no idea the intent of the 2nd Amendment and it has NOTHING to do with your right to own anything you want that is smaller than a grenade launcher or a tank. The "Right to Life" of our children, mentioned in the preamble of the Constitution, covers that (Not to be confused with the pro-lifers who fight for children until they are born and then vote to starve them). And we will school you if needed, with citations. 4. Trump supporters, not one, can define "Liberal," their sole insult beyond the JANUARY 6th deflection. 5. True Trump Davidians will NEVER believe ANYTHING that criticizes the Comb-over Caligula. Test it. It will never happen. Even his own words are a liberal conspiracy against him. 6. To make an idiot skitter back into their golden cheeto hole, ask for sources. It is literally 100% effective. Even the stupidest won't use Gateway Pundit to source their arguments (although there always seems to be one exception ??). 7. Science is factual. 8. We own guns. We just do not need to strap on a rifle to go to the movies or the grocery store. 9. Education is a good thing. 10. Laughing at idiocy does not equate to "liberal butt-hurt," no matter your need for tears. 11. Teachers are not mercenaries. They are educators. If you think arming the art teacher is a good idea, I would venture the guess that you think Sgt. Bone-spurs would save your kids bare-handed. 12. Your complacency has finally bitten you in the butt.The kids are coming; and they are smarter than you on your best day; they are smarter than myself; and they will be voting in 2024. 13. Again...We own guns, too. We can shoot an intruder AND a woodchuck without 40 bullets. 14. Only 7% of gun owners are NRA members. The majority thinks that they are full of horses*** fear rhetoric. Indictments of Trump's administration do not point to his innocence. 15. We are not adamant about teaching our kids about sex, but at the same time we don't want them learning about it behind the barn from someone like you. 16. Collusion is but a single crime; and Nixon resigned an "unindicted co- conspirator". Using Fox news to support your arguments is like saying you're a marine biologist because you watch Sponge Bob Square Pants! $787 million dollars----do you understand the size of this number??? Proof that Fox LIES!!! 17. The making of America being great again: the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority derives from the metacognitive inability of low-ability persons to recognize their own ineptitude; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence. 18. If you're a Christian and you're mad about the possibility of student loan debt being canceled, let me remind you that the entirety of your faith is built upon a debt you couldn't pay that someone else stepped in and paid for you. 19. What did Liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended Segregation, Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, Liberals created Medicare, Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did the Conservatives do? They opposed every one of those programs. *Every One.* So when you try to hurl that word 'liberal' at my feet as if it were something dirty, something to run away from, something that I should be ashamed of, it won't work, Because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor. 20. We are 'ANTIFA” because unlike the MAGA morons, we actually know what fascism is. Millions of men, women and children died in World War II fighting against Fascism. Pick up a book idiots!!! “Snowflakes, libtards... yes I have heard these words. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.” 21. Read Trump's "2025 Agenda". It's online. You surely know how to Google. Read it and then read some of Mein Kampf. You will feel like you're reading the same book. Is this really the country you want?
CML - December 31, 2024 - Report this comment
So, Trump interacted with Jewish financiers and lawyers in NYC for his entire adult life, and never had a problem with any of them, never called any of them any whatsoever. And then he runs for President, and suddenly he's the scourge of the Jews? He married two Slavic women and made some baby Slavs. but now he wants to exterminate them? Then you turn around and say the most monstrous things about the Slavic Russans ... who suffered incredible losses destroying the Nazis. Do you people have even a nano fraction of rationality?
* - December 31, 2024 - Report this comment
Funny thing, Jeff didn't say anything about Jews and Slavs. Deflection, projection and false equivalence = Trump supporters .
Phil Alexander - December 31, 2024 - Report this comment
CML lost all credibility years ago: he likes to think of himself as some kind of rational Republican, but he has run away from every discussion after being comprehensively out of his depth and unable to present any kind of honest argument. It's no surprise he is going for strawmen again, he has zero integrity.
CML - January 13, 2025 - Report this comment
I could not possibly disagree more with Phil. I never say anything thats easily deconstructed because then I'd lose credibility. I've been schooled in that, inasmuch as I have three older siblings who had careers as lawyers1. Anytime you didn't have your argument ducks in order, you'd get taken apart ... BTW, did you all know that Phil and I once got along famously. But then Phil, that champion of free discussion discovered that I was the worst person imanigable .. someone who mostly disagrees with him!!
* - January 16, 2025 - Report this comment
How trumpian.
* - January 16, 2025 - Report this comment
I project!
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2025 - Report this comment
That's because you said NSYNC were the better boy band than the Backstreet Boys. It's like I don't even know you!

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