Hole of Donald wafted farts
Eek! Vile! Reek vile! Gross!
Came with those farts a lamebrain kid
Speeding up nose coke
With a snort-snort here
And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
Everywhere a snort-snort
Hole of Donald blatted farts
And a freak of coke

Hole of Donald blatted farts
Eek! Vile! Reek vile! Gross!
And with those farts come out some two
Leaked another joke
With a dolt-schmoe here and a dolt-troll there
Here a dolt, there a troll
Everywhere a dolt-joke
Hole of Donald blatted farts
And a younger joke

Hole of Donald brats a tart
She’s shy, he smiles. Gross!
He wants that tart and wants to do
Sleep-with-child no-no
Wants a poke-poke spear in a grope-poke lair
Spear a poke, snare a poke
In the lair, a hoped poke
Hole where Donald wants his part
Screeches his child, “Nope”!!

With a snort-snort here
And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
Everywhere a snort-snort
A dolt-dolt here and a dolt-dolt there
Here a dolt, there a dolt
Everywhere a dolt-joke
Wants a poke-poke here
In the poke-hole lair
Tried a poke, got a “Nope”!
So he takes a Put’ poke
Hole of Donald badly smarts
“Ow! Ow!! Ow!!! Ow!!!! OW!!!!!