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Song Parodies -> "Michael The Weirdo Jackson"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael The Weirdo Jackson"
Parody Written by:
MooRocca
The Lyrics
I wrote this back in June and was inspired partly by J.Marie's hilarious title and choice of original song on her parody of the same name: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditonal5.shtml and was also inspired partly by Michael Pacholek's comment on that same parody. I didn't submit it, back then, because I didn't want it to compete with hers on the new parodies list. Since several months have passed and MJ's back in the news, I figured it's as good a time as any to pull it out of mothballs and submit it.
Well you know Tito, LaToya and Marlon and Randy
Janet and Rebbie and Jermaine and Jackie
But do you recall the most famous Jackson of all?
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Bought a very tiny nose
Slept in a sterile chamber
Cuddled up with Merrick's bones
He lured the little children
To his ranch with rides and games
He even bought a monkey
Bubbles speaks no evil shames
Then one shocking summer's eve
Grown-ups came to say
Michael drop your drawers, my boy
We're here to take some polaroids
That's when the grown ups cuffed him
But Michael saw the parents' greed
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Paid 'em off and went scot free.
Janet and Rebbie and Jermaine and Jackie
But do you recall the most famous Jackson of all?
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Bought a very tiny nose
Slept in a sterile chamber
Cuddled up with Merrick's bones
He lured the little children
To his ranch with rides and games
He even bought a monkey
Bubbles speaks no evil shames
Then one shocking summer's eve
Grown-ups came to say
Michael drop your drawers, my boy
We're here to take some polaroids
That's when the grown ups cuffed him
But Michael saw the parents' greed
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Paid 'em off and went scot free.
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Very good, Melhi - I guess I'm not going to be the last to give this one top marks :-)
Thanks Phil! You may not be the last, but you'll probably be among the select few. ;) Re-read your Crap, this morning http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/michaeljackson2.shtml Good stuff!
Are we REALLY sure the chair is not his son?
Well done, Melhi !
Well done, Melhi !
Thanks Johnny D!
Good one!
AMAZING!!!!!! Excellent! Song of the day!
Thanks Merry and Billy! Billy, I think that's the first time anyone's ever said that about one of mine... made my day. :) Glad you all enjoyed it!
Whatever happened to Bubbles anyway? At this point I think we all would be almost releaved if Michael came out of the closet about their "relation". :-)
Thanks K1chyd.
I guess Bubbles dropped out of site after the break up. :D
Seriously, I caught a little bit of Ellen Degeneres' interview with Sheryl Crow, the other day and Sheryl was telling Ellen something about MJ jabbing Bubbles in the chest, repeatedly, with a ball point pen. Now, I don't know that Bubbles was severely depressed and I'm not a monkey expert or anything, but I'm guessing that if I jabbed an emotionally well-adjusted monkey in the chest with a ball point pen, I'd get to do that exactly once and, except for screaming and begging an enraged monkey for mercy, it'd be the last thing I ever did.
I guess Bubbles dropped out of site after the break up. :D
Seriously, I caught a little bit of Ellen Degeneres' interview with Sheryl Crow, the other day and Sheryl was telling Ellen something about MJ jabbing Bubbles in the chest, repeatedly, with a ball point pen. Now, I don't know that Bubbles was severely depressed and I'm not a monkey expert or anything, but I'm guessing that if I jabbed an emotionally well-adjusted monkey in the chest with a ball point pen, I'd get to do that exactly once and, except for screaming and begging an enraged monkey for mercy, it'd be the last thing I ever did.
I'd say you can never be too careful, about who you let your children hang around with. Great job Melhi!
Maybe that little monkey was on drugs (too?). Itīs not like the King of Pop would have liked to have a King of Poop running around the house, spreading germs etc. But what do I know about such things, just thinking out loud here.
Diva, I couldn't agree more! ...and Thanks!
K1CHYD, I hadn't thought of that, but it wouldn't surprise me if you were right.
K1CHYD, I hadn't thought of that, but it wouldn't surprise me if you were right.
Really good job, Melhi!!
Thanks Adagio!
TImely but lacking pace.
Thanks for your feedback, Bold Warrior.
Lacking pace? Where? This looked pretty damn good to me.
Thanks Great Karlando! I was curious about the same thing, but was afraid it would come across wrong if I asked.
Maybe the "Bubbles" line? It doesn't flow as easily off the tongue as it would if the monkey's name hadn't ended in an "s." Or maybe a pronunciation or regional accent difference? Or maybe BW started comparing my lyrics at the original's "Rudolp the red nosed reindeer" line, instead of the "Well you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen" line -- it would certainly seem quite off, in that case.
Maybe the "Bubbles" line? It doesn't flow as easily off the tongue as it would if the monkey's name hadn't ended in an "s." Or maybe a pronunciation or regional accent difference? Or maybe BW started comparing my lyrics at the original's "Rudolp the red nosed reindeer" line, instead of the "Well you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen" line -- it would certainly seem quite off, in that case.
Bad! Dangerous! Off the Wall! Thriller!
Spaff, LOL! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
I like this song. its shorter then the original, but oh well. i went over the syllable count, and it looks like it will play with the original music perfectly. even the rhymes fit. i used the same system i used to write Michael The Wood Nosed Strange Queer, and it fits great. i gave it all 5s.
Thanks Gary, glad you enjoyed it.
Wow, look at the votes and spot the Michael Jackson fan. Great job, Melhi!
Thanks AussieBullDog!
(Jurassic Park reference:) Clever girl!!! I loved the opening, listing off the Jackson clan. ROFL for the 'Bubbles speaks no evil' line. Maybe Bubbles is stil emotionally attached to MJ and clicked the 1's, AussieBullDog. I'll hop on the bandwagon and dish out some 5's for Melhi. PS. If you are not a girl, you may kill me. And if you are a girl who is offended by the mere notion that I could think you're a guy... err... I'll shut up and eat some celery now.
Thanks Luke! On the gender thing, it wouldn't bother me a bit if you had guessed wrong, but it just so happens you guessed right. :)
(ABC) I also have a great 'Gaydar', so far four people of whom I had an 'inkling' proved that my ink is truly Delphic. Once again, good parody but I remain consistent in my ruthless persecution of short parodies in sotm or abc comps.
(ABC) See above.
Pretty good...surprised I missed this the first time around
(ABC) See way above Johnny... :-)
(ABC) My comment before still applies and then some 5's
Thanks Luke, Johnny D., Jeff, Merry & Pat. Luke, that's fine -- you like what you like.
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