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Song Parodies -> "Here They Come A Hustling"
Original Song Title:
"Here We Come a Wassailing"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here They Come A Hustling"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Here they come a hustl-ing,
They wreck the Christmas scene.
So I was a wondering,
What makes them so mean.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
The hustle is their trade,
As they cop a wary plea.
When the case they hear,
For their current spree.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
Huslers, pimps and street beggars,
Sure make the culture poor.
They hang the hoods a chillin',
Just lookin' for a score.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
Those Brass-turds bring on distress,
They never will aspire.
Prey on the weak and kill 'em,
And build a funeral pyre.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They drink and dope and curse,
At the shopping malls they're in.
Like beggars askin' spare change,
They're uglier than sin.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They accosted once my spouse,
And ripped off her wedding ring.
I do not do my shopping there,
Now I do that online thing.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They wear designer label,
They do not wear cheap cloth.
Then they put you in the squeeze,
And out of their mouth they froth.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They run the malls like it's their house,
They are a motley crew.
And rant like little children,
They ruin it these few.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They wreck the Christmas scene.
So I was a wondering,
What makes them so mean.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
The hustle is their trade,
As they cop a wary plea.
When the case they hear,
For their current spree.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
Huslers, pimps and street beggars,
Sure make the culture poor.
They hang the hoods a chillin',
Just lookin' for a score.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
Those Brass-turds bring on distress,
They never will aspire.
Prey on the weak and kill 'em,
And build a funeral pyre.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They drink and dope and curse,
At the shopping malls they're in.
Like beggars askin' spare change,
They're uglier than sin.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They accosted once my spouse,
And ripped off her wedding ring.
I do not do my shopping there,
Now I do that online thing.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They wear designer label,
They do not wear cheap cloth.
Then they put you in the squeeze,
And out of their mouth they froth.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
They run the malls like it's their house,
They are a motley crew.
And rant like little children,
They ruin it these few.
They annoy, yes it's true,
We don't like that hustle crew.
They will stress you and make you shop a-round in fear.
Yes, they'll make you shop around in fear.
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Good job on this. 5's
Wow - lots of great verses, Guy. Good job.
Excellent pacing and rhythim.
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