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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of Pesach (Passover)"
Original Song Title:
"12 days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days Of Pesach (Passover)"
Parody Written by:
Personica A.
The Lyrics
I thought of this just on the spur of the moment. It was really fun to write this but I had to ask my dad for more things we eat at Pesach. Some of these foods are ceremonial and some are just dinner.
On the 1st day of Pesach this is what we ate:
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 2nd day of Pesach this is what we ate:
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 3rd day of Pesach this is what we ate:
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 4th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 5th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 6th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 7th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 8th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 9th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 10th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
10 plates of brisket
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 11th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
11 dishes of potatoes
10 plates of brisket
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 12th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
TWELVE plates of kugel
ELEVEN dishes of potatoes
TEN plates of brisket
NINE casseroles
EIGHT pieces of matzoh
SEVEN afikomen
SIX dishes of moror
FIVE MATZOH BALLS!
FOUR shanks of lamb
THREE hard eggs
TWO bowls of soup and
ONE DISH OF PARSLEY IN SALT WATER!
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 2nd day of Pesach this is what we ate:
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 3rd day of Pesach this is what we ate:
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 4th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 5th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 6th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 7th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 8th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 9th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 10th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
10 plates of brisket
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 11th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
11 dishes of potatoes
10 plates of brisket
9 casseroles
8 pieces of matzoh
7 afikomen
6 dishes of moror
5 MATZOH BALLS!
4 shanks of lamb
3 hard eggs
2 bowls of soup and
1 dish of parsley in salt water
On the 12th day of Pesach this is what we ate:
TWELVE plates of kugel
ELEVEN dishes of potatoes
TEN plates of brisket
NINE casseroles
EIGHT pieces of matzoh
SEVEN afikomen
SIX dishes of moror
FIVE MATZOH BALLS!
FOUR shanks of lamb
THREE hard eggs
TWO bowls of soup and
ONE DISH OF PARSLEY IN SALT WATER!
Yes, I am Jewish and no, there are not 12 days of Pesach- only 7 or 8.
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