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Song Parodies -> "Cell Phone With Range"

Original Song Title:

"Home On The Range"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cell Phone With Range"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Give me a cell phone
That has no charge to roam,
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.

Phone... cell phone with range...
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.

You'd dare find the cure?
Better service, no fees?
They'll just tease you to call while in flight.
I would not exchange
A good cell phone with range;
Not for all their new gadgets in sight.

Phone... cell phone with range...
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.

Recharged to "full power";
Still can't talk for an hour?
They can't hear you, and you have to scream.
Technology sucks,
If you're paying big bucks,
But good phone service still is a dream.

Phone... cell phone with range.
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 38

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 6
 6
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   31
 31
 31
 

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Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, William! Dial 555-for-you-for-you!
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I meant to say " 555 - 4U4U " .... oh well, it's the vote that counts!
Meriadoc - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Can you hear me now? Good! Then you know I said 5's...
M. McCain - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"No one has any business posting attack parodies about me" ( see above) Awwww! Poor wittle Biwwey may get his itty-bitty feewings hurt! So free speech only applies to people who are like-minded as you, eh? Ah, the hypocrisy of liberalism! You can dish it out but can't take it.
Donovan - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You're one to talk, McCain. None of your political parodies have comments enabled, either.
Death To Triple One Voters - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a very good parody!

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