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Song Parodies -> "Police Towed My Car"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Police Towed My Car"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
This song is not based on a true story. It's about a middle-aged man who gets his car towed when he goes Christmas shopping.
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
Because I don't have a car
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
(But don't) Have the money for my car
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
Come out when I'm sixty-four
(They) Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Cause I went up to an inmate and punched 'im out...
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
Because I don't have a car
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
(But don't) Have the money for my car
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
Come out when I'm sixty-four
(They) Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Cause I went up to an inmate and punched 'im out...
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i dismissed this song while you made something cool out of it!
Sorry....look here for someone else's better one. http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/feliz_navidad_police_stop_my_car.htm
Are you sure the song is "Traditional"? I know Jose Feliciano has recorded it, and his version is the most familiar, but is it really "Traditional"?
Oh well, I liked it anyway.
Feliz Navidad parodies are always fun and this one is no exception. Nice write Chris.
Isnt there one like Police Where's my car?????? Heard this a while back but google has not results found... hmmmm
ANyone know where ya can find any of these songs? Thanks Email: pc_ratt@yahoo.com
but wa wa wa happen
to "Narf": you are right, this song is entirely attributed to Jose Feliciano; he first recorded it almost 40 years ago, and it's been covered by various performers. So this is not a "traditional" song at all.
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