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Song Parodies -> "Obesity"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Obesity"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Looked up the lyrics at christmas-carols.net to write this one.
Obesity, obesity
Spend all my spare time snacking
Obesity, obesity
Physical health is lacking
I'm licking clean eight dinner plates
And burping as my gut inflates
Obesity, obesity
Eat Cheetos through the packing

Obesity, obesity
Can't use a spa or phone booth
Obesity, obesity
I blame it on my sweet tooth
If you're big-boned, I sympathise
My ass-bone is an awful size
Obesity, obesity
Had seven chins in my youth

Obesity, obesity
I'll spread some cheer this Christmas
Obesity, obesity
Buy many gifts this Christmas
I'll have a lot to spend because
I'll be an in-store Santa Claus
Obesity, obesity
I'm fat and proud this Christmas
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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4
Total Votes: 20

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Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! "My ass-bone is an awful size" LOL !! 5's, mate, with a HO-HO-HO to-go !
Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
You think that's funny huh? You like makin fun of fat people? Hmmm? (just kidding, great job - 5's)
Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!! Great job, AussieBullDog!
Jessica - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Fantastic! All 5's!
jug0gler - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
excellent!!! 5 5 5!!
Gary William Main - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
excellent work
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. Leah, would you believe I wanted to write about skinny people but couldn't think of any rhymes?
sleepykat - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
O - besity, o - besity Spend all my spare time snacking. Love it ABD! :)
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
David Chrenko - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Bloody Phat, Mate!
Jude Rodamer - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5!! Really nicely done!! Just the right level of humor for the topic too. This one's a keeper!!
Chris - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh, I was thinking about a parody like this. I couldn't think of any words so I looked it up and there it was. :D
Tyrone The Terrible - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
A true glutton's anthem. Superb job amigo.
Alpha Skua - October 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Fatty fatty 2x4 cant get through the bathroom door all you do is go ob the floor fatty fatty 2x4

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