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Song Parodies -> "Oh Gosh, I look Meretricious"
Original Song Title:
"We wish you a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Gosh, I look Meretricious"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
FROM A WOMANS PERSPECTIVE:
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious in this slutty red wear
Is this what you want? "Quite blinding" you pant!
Your present for Christmas is a lap dance this year
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding and a glass full of beer
Don´t sigh when you grope, this red en-ve-lope
My wish list for Christmas was a firmer new rear
I´m leaving unless I get some
I´m leaving unless I get some
I´m leaving unless I get some and a jewel, you hear!
Abidings, you bring! Let´s hear that ka-ching!
Then I´ll show you Christmas (and a negative smear)
BONUS VERSE (FROM THE MANS PERSPECTIVE):
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious in that slutty red wear
But don´t you be huff, a CD from Spaff
As present for Christmas, IS sufficient my dear!!!
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious in this slutty red wear
Is this what you want? "Quite blinding" you pant!
Your present for Christmas is a lap dance this year
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding
I´ll bring you some cherry pudding and a glass full of beer
Don´t sigh when you grope, this red en-ve-lope
My wish list for Christmas was a firmer new rear
I´m leaving unless I get some
I´m leaving unless I get some
I´m leaving unless I get some and a jewel, you hear!
Abidings, you bring! Let´s hear that ka-ching!
Then I´ll show you Christmas (and a negative smear)
BONUS VERSE (FROM THE MANS PERSPECTIVE):
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious
Oh Gosh, you look meretricious in that slutty red wear
But don´t you be huff, a CD from Spaff
As present for Christmas, IS sufficient my dear!!!
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Yeah! Love them 4 syllable words! Good work, K1chyd.
Well done, K1chyd. This looks like a hard song to parody. Huff and Spaff don't quite rhyme, but that's a bonus verse anyway, so all 5s.
A CD from Spaff is enough for anyone I would think. Nice parody. I present you all 5's.
Thanx all of you.
50% of the inspiration for this parody came from Spaff´s "I want some plastic surgery for Christmas" so I wanted to toss his name in somehow. The other 50% from "meretricious" coming in my mail as word of the day from www.dictionary.com. I stumbled a bit on my first attentempts to pronounciate it, and realised that it would work pretty good as a substitute for "merry christmas". :-)
50% of the inspiration for this parody came from Spaff´s "I want some plastic surgery for Christmas" so I wanted to toss his name in somehow. The other 50% from "meretricious" coming in my mail as word of the day from www.dictionary.com. I stumbled a bit on my first attentempts to pronounciate it, and realised that it would work pretty good as a substitute for "merry christmas". :-)
I kinda guessed there might have been a "Plastic Surgery for Christmas" link as I read this one.... very funny, K1chyd
Well done, well done! This is another of K1chyd's parodies when he was thinking of me as he wrote it...
wdh: I must definitely have gotten something wrong about you. either age or gender or mental state. Or all of the above! ;-)
Thanx anyway!
Thanx anyway!
Peter: Meretricious may well be the best possible sub for Merry Christmas - 5s for that alone. (I thought of doing something with "Larry Fishburne" but I hereby surrender that to the Matrix fans.) Good job and thanks for the plug.
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