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Song Parodies -> "I'm Ninety-Three"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Ninety-Three"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I'm so old, that I can't see
I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I'm so old, that I can't see

Only eat food on a liquid diet
Using my social security check to buy it

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
Thanks heavens for my diapers
I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
Don't need a bathroom to pee

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
People never treat me equally
I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I make young people flee

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I'm so old, that I can't to see

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
Never treated equally

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I make you people flee
I make tiny kids shout
When I pull my teeth out

I'm ninety- three, I'm ninety-three
I have a bad memory
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 1

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Old Geezer - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Say what? You wanted threes? Huh? Speak up sonny.
Pacing is off and only thinks about being funny. Had potential if the pacing were better and the wordage were more smooth. Sorry, 3's is the best I can vote on this.
sloatead - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
pacing, man, get the pacing down and that's half the parody.

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