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Song Parodies -> "Shopping Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shopping Hell"
Parody Written by:
Andiel_Emily
The Lyrics
I made this song up after getting frustrated while clothes shopping at the mall. I sang it all the way through the store and needless to say people were staring at me. Any girl who is not a size 3 can understand the pure frustration in this song!
Dashing through the store
On a one night shopping spree
Through the isles we go
Clothes shopping for me
No! No! No!
These clothes are really small
I don't know what to do
The only 10 I've ever worn is
Size 10 in women's shoes
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
These pants are way too tight
And this shirt's cut really low
How did I get here?
Now looking like some
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I'm not an anorexic
I don't have bulimia
These clothes are just not fitting me
And I'm getting hysteria!
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
On a one night shopping spree
Through the isles we go
Clothes shopping for me
No! No! No!
These clothes are really small
I don't know what to do
The only 10 I've ever worn is
Size 10 in women's shoes
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
These pants are way too tight
And this shirt's cut really low
How did I get here?
Now looking like some
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I'm not an anorexic
I don't have bulimia
These clothes are just not fitting me
And I'm getting hysteria!
OH....
Shopping Hell!
Shopping Hell!
Only clothes for a size 3
I don't want to look like my grandma
But I refuse to dress prep-py
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Good one Emily. Too bad there weren't any Am I Righters in the store or they'd give you 5s too.
yeah! i hate clothes shooping! weel, okay i don't but so what? i'm hea for yo! ain't ma spellin gargantuos?
You missed the Christmas rush. After Christmas sales can be just as bad and why is it that every time I clothes shop I find the same thing as you, right style, wrong size. Arrrg I hate it. Nice parody.
This is why I avoid 'after Christmas' sales. Wrong sizes plus crowds!! Good song
good song i like it but i buy legos and other toys the line itself is long at the stores then go to burgerking to have a double stacker meal then go to the candy store
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