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Song Parodies -> "It's Art Bell"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"It's Art Bell"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Dedicated to you fellow insomniacs. Merry Christmas.
CHORUS
It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, conspiracy is fu-un,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Noory took his place.
VERSE1
Abducting aliens,
Remote viewing sends,
Insanity into,
Whitley Streiber's brain,
Ghosts are all around,
Crackpots here abound,
On the show called Coast to Coast we're crazy all night long,
CHORUS
It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, government coveru-up,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Naori took his place.
VERSE2
Sometimes though his guests,
Are real scientists,
Who tell him it's all bunk,
And his listeners are dissed,
They prefer to think,
Black helicopters come,
To keep secret the aliens so mankind won't look dumb.
oh Jingle Bells
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to hear,
Lunatics on the air.
It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, conspiracy is fu-un,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Noory took his place.
VERSE1
Abducting aliens,
Remote viewing sends,
Insanity into,
Whitley Streiber's brain,
Ghosts are all around,
Crackpots here abound,
On the show called Coast to Coast we're crazy all night long,
CHORUS
It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, government coveru-up,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Naori took his place.
VERSE2
Sometimes though his guests,
Are real scientists,
Who tell him it's all bunk,
And his listeners are dissed,
They prefer to think,
Black helicopters come,
To keep secret the aliens so mankind won't look dumb.
oh Jingle Bells
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to hear,
Lunatics on the air.
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5-5-5 Nicely done. Although the topic is osbscure, that's not a reason to leave it off the list of topics to parody. I have listened to this radio program...and have heard the name Art Bell...I just didn't know that they were related. Seems that keeping rubes agitated is what Clear Channel does best... Good effort...and happy holidays!!
Art Bell - that names rings a bell !
Was dead on.....very good.
Very good parody. I'm not sure how the last verse fits in, but the rest of the parody earned 5s.
I was doing an online search for the Art Bell and George Naori show and the first link was your parody song. Being a midnight shift worker, late night radio listener and, of course, conspiracy and UFO paranoid schizophrenic, I found this song parody to be a genuine hoot ! Good call and first rate. Devilbabytales@aol.com
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