There was a farmer had a cow,
And sicko it became-o.
S-I-C-K-O!
S-I-C-K-O!
S-I-C-K-O!
And sicko it became-o!

The farmer sold the cow before,
It got to be too lame-o,
L-A-M-E-O
L-A-M-E-O
L-A-M-E-O
It must have drank some drano!

But then the stockyard sold the cow,
And it left on a train-o.
C-A-R-G-O
C-A-R-G-O
C-A-R-G-O
To where it will be slain-o!

USDA tested its brain,
And it was all inflame-o.
N-U-T-S-O!
N-U-T-S-O!
N-U-T-S-O!
And declared it insane-o!

They think it's something that it ate,
That was inside its grain-o.
S-P-A-Z-O
S-P-A-Z-O
S-P-A-Z-O
Shock toxin in its brain-o!

There was a grocer bought some beef,
For a supermarket chain-o.
B-I-G-C-O
B-I-G-C-O
B-I-G-C-O
And Big-Co was its name-o!

There was some ground meat from this cow,
That this store did obtain-o.
P-A-T-Y-O
P-A-T-Y-O
P-A-T-Y-O
Beef patties it became-o!

There was some people ate some beef,
That came from this cow lame-o.
T-O-X-I-O
T-O-X-I-O
T-O-X-I-O
Will they still be sane-o?