Get rid of that game, Baseball.
Football is the best sport.
We'll still eat peanuts and Cracker Jacks,
While we watch touchdowns and hard-hitting sacks.
You know baseball may seem so famous.
But few admit this is true.
Cause I WANT, MY, 4 quarter game.
Of course so do you!

{Organ replaying song in background}

{Fans booing}

"I hate baseball"
"Man this sport is boring"
"Those players could retire in five years and have more money than my family combined will make in a lifetime"

Get rid of that game, Baseball.
Just can't take it no more.
Month after month of that same ole stuff,
I'm here to say that enough is enough.
E S P N will show more football,
And highlights won't be so lame.
Football IS A-merica's sport.
It's the greatest game.

{Fans cheering}