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Song Parodies -> "The Muslim Superstate Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Muslim Superstate Song"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

Dont shoot me! I've also parodied the British National Anthem, so it's not meant to be anti-american, honest. There is a growing school of thought that predicts the future formation of a muslim superstate in south asia. Their national anthem might sound like this.
Abdul can you see
calls to prayer every night
and a fast every day
now that ramadan's in sight
Now the suicide bomb
made the west be all gone
And the secret police
confiscate copies of 'Grease'

And the Burkah is in
shaving beards is a sin
With our sharia law
May allah bless all

of paki-afghani-irani-phillipini-
Malaysiastack-Kashmiristad-Syria-Israelistan



Yes, the Israel comment was deliberate

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Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure is a sharp contrast to the original. This is pure parody. Well done.
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, but - yikes!
Royce Miller - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
makes our land of the free and home of the brave look pretty good
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen to that, Royce.
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I do like the "And the secret police/Confiscate copies of Grease" couplet ;-)
Bob Gomez - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Laurence be praised! d;:^)
Steve Kalafut - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The Star-Spangled Banner itself took the melody of an old British drinking song. I think it was called "Agamon In Heaven". As for your hypothetical muslim superstate, I would think that its name would include "Palestine" rather than "Isreal".
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve, that was the whole joke, the implication that the muslim superstate could conquer Israel
David Chrenko - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce said it all.
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Lawrence, Would wish that all parodies will be Dunne this well on earth for this was as they might be done in heaven. Have I gone and done a convoluted enough run at a pun? "Fives" for fun...
John - March 16, 2015 - Report this comment
This is quite impressive. I can't believe this is from 2004. What are your thoughs for lottery numbers?

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