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Song Parodies -> "Desk Phones"
Original Song Title:
"Dry Bones"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Desk Phones"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Can't imagine going back to a modem.
IP connectin' with dem desk phones,
IP connectin' with dem desk phones,
IP connectin' with dem desk phones.
The modem's connected to the desk phone,
And the desk phone needs to have a pulse tone,
The modem starts blastin' like a trombone,
The script says that number now is unknown,
So now your connection has to postpone,
Disconnect the modem from the desk phone.
Your IP request ignored.
Dem phones, dem phones gonna mess ya 'round,
Dem phones, dem phones make an awful sound,
Dem phones, dem phones your IP is down,
Your IP request ignored.
So the modem's tryin' now to re-home,
And it starts AT-in' for a pulse tone,
It just ain't seein' that inter-net zone,
It's soundin' off louder than a trombone,
Any hope connectin' now is so blown,
Guess you just ain't gettin' to the backbone.
Dem phones, dem phones gonna mess ya 'round,
Dem phones, dem phones make an awful sound,
Dem phones, dem phones your IP is down,
Your IP request ignored.
IP connectin' with dem desk phones,
IP connectin' with dem desk phones.
The modem's connected to the desk phone,
And the desk phone needs to have a pulse tone,
The modem starts blastin' like a trombone,
The script says that number now is unknown,
So now your connection has to postpone,
Disconnect the modem from the desk phone.
Your IP request ignored.
Dem phones, dem phones gonna mess ya 'round,
Dem phones, dem phones make an awful sound,
Dem phones, dem phones your IP is down,
Your IP request ignored.
So the modem's tryin' now to re-home,
And it starts AT-in' for a pulse tone,
It just ain't seein' that inter-net zone,
It's soundin' off louder than a trombone,
Any hope connectin' now is so blown,
Guess you just ain't gettin' to the backbone.
Dem phones, dem phones gonna mess ya 'round,
Dem phones, dem phones make an awful sound,
Dem phones, dem phones your IP is down,
Your IP request ignored.
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This is good. Brings up a lot of computer questions. 5's
Now this is a " baudy " parody !! 5's
Oh yes, I know the original, heard it many times, 5's good job
Could be worse....how about going back to an acoustic coupler? 5-5-5
Ah... Some people (BBS users etc) recall only in some long time... I often wonder - why do they? And very rarely I remember of THIS...
Good rhyming job - very good parody.
I remember when they made a rap version of it about being a doctor. it was on Kidsongs: What I Want To Be. Do you recall that version?
A big desk with all those phones and calls on every one of them RING RING RING RING RING RING RIG RING RING
DEM PHONES DEM PHONES DEM CELL PHONES DEM PHONE DEM PHONES DEM CELL PHONES,DEM PHONES DEM PHONES DEM CELL PHONES THAT S WHATS RINGING IN YOU BELT
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