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Song Parodies -> "Joust"
Original Song Title:
"Smile Song"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Joust"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
En Garde!
If there's another ostrich, why not J-O-U-S-T
If there's another ostrich, why not J-O-U-S-T
So Joust if you're in trouble, they will vanish like a bubble
'Cause you're just an ostrich in the J-O-U-S-T
If you want to go higher, why not P-R-E-S-S
If you want to go higher, why not P-R-E-S-S
Just make it go up higher, or you'll go down in the lava
If you only take the time to P-R-E-S-S
If there's a pterodactyl, why not GO A-W-A-Y
If there's a pterodactyl, why not GO A-W-A-Y
So leave when it's just coming, or just pick him off for double
Otherwise, you'll have to lose a life, so GO A-W-A-Y
It's cool to hear the sounds of Joust go: (sfx: flapping)
It's cool to hear the sounds of Joust go: (sfx: pterodacytl scream)
So go down to your arcade and just hear the sounds you're hearing
If you only listen to this: (sfx: Joust sounds)
If there's another ostrich, why not J-O-U-S-T
So Joust if you're in trouble, they will vanish like a bubble
'Cause you're just an ostrich in the J-O-U-S-T
If you want to go higher, why not P-R-E-S-S
If you want to go higher, why not P-R-E-S-S
Just make it go up higher, or you'll go down in the lava
If you only take the time to P-R-E-S-S
If there's a pterodactyl, why not GO A-W-A-Y
If there's a pterodactyl, why not GO A-W-A-Y
So leave when it's just coming, or just pick him off for double
Otherwise, you'll have to lose a life, so GO A-W-A-Y
It's cool to hear the sounds of Joust go: (sfx: flapping)
It's cool to hear the sounds of Joust go: (sfx: pterodacytl scream)
So go down to your arcade and just hear the sounds you're hearing
If you only listen to this: (sfx: Joust sounds)
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