Her appetito's 'nuff for three,
The queen of gas-trol-a-try
Fond of food, so fond is she,
You could call it gluttony.

She bit her tongue, so I was told,
Said she bit it on some old,
Dry salami that was cold,
Likes her food way more than gold.

Why does she eat this way?
She really loves buffet,
So she is on her way,
To the local cafe.
Food piled up on her tray,
She ate for half a day,
But then to her dismay,
She burst her bustier.

With a crushing bite she did dispense,
Fifteen pounds of sustenance,
Eating habits so intense,
It's no wonder she's immense.

Her eating habits might be crude,
She is not often understood,
She likes to eat, she's fond of food,
Though she is fat, she's never rude.

Why does she eat this way?
She really loves buffet,
So she is on her way,
To the local cafe.
Food piled up on her tray,
She ate for half a day,
But then to her dismay,
She burst her bustier.