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Song Parodies -> "Three Little Pee-Pees"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Monkeys"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Three Little Pee-Pees"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

My brother Rob taught me that song back in the summer of '98. "Pee-Pee" is the monkey's name who is a gorilla, who dragged a luggage around in the cage, in one of the early '70s commercial called "American Tourists".
Three little Pee-Pees jumpin' on the bed
One fell off and cracked his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Wup! Pee-Pee's dead!

Two little Pee-Pees jumpin' on the bed
One fell off and broke his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Wup! Pee-Pee's dead!

One little Pee-Pee jumpin' on the bed
He fell off and bucked his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Wup! Pee-Pee's dead!

No more little Pee-Pees jumpin' on the bed
None fell off and broke his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Pee-Pee, go to sleep!

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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sloatead - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
had to give you 1's, since you changed, maybe, three words in the whole song
Agrimorfee - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm voting 333, because this is just a variation of what most folks would consider a public domain folk tune, like "Peanut Butter", "On Top of Old Smoky" or the like. It's cute, nonetheless.
aoid - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite possibly the WORST parody ever made, it tries to get cheap laughs by using "pee pee." Pathetic.
Joe - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Aoid, if you read the introductory note, you'll see that this parody is not about what you think it is.
Michael Hack - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The different kind of "Pee-pee" means the monkey's name, not the same as urinating. I'm gonna call it "Pipi"

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