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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Gonna Study Wuornos More"
Original Song Title:
"Down By The Riverside"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't Gonna Study Wuornos More"
Parody Written by:
Sam Bucus the elder
The Lyrics
I hear that STILL ANOTHER movie is coming out about serial killer Aileen Wuornos. Somehow someone wants to take another jab at squeezing blood out of that turnip of proclaiming her a misunderstood victim that we need to learn to just understand better. Sometimes enough is enough and it all just gets us longing for a brighter day when we don't need to remember or try to understand notorious killers anymore!
We'll forget John Wayne Gacy
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
'Long with Dahmer and Bundy
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Susan Smith, yes! and Andrea Yates
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Will seem unreal as Norman Bates
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Charlie Manson or Richard Speck
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Will just make folks ask "Who the heck?"
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
We'll forget Wanda Holloway
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Like Blanche Moore and Karla Fay
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
'Long with Dahmer and Bundy
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Susan Smith, yes! and Andrea Yates
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Will seem unreal as Norman Bates
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Charlie Manson or Richard Speck
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Will just make folks ask "Who the heck?"
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
We'll forget Wanda Holloway
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside,
Like Blanche Moore and Karla Fay
Down by the riverside,
Nor study Wuornos more!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't a-gonna study Wuornos more,
Ain't gonna study Wuornos More!
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Oh, yes, the corned beef is a must, the pickled herring you can trust, and the lox puts you in orbit, A-OK. But that big hunk of liverwurst has been there since October 1st, and today is the 23rd of May. So when you go to the delicasteen store, don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. It'll make your insides awful sore. Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst!
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