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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Clinton's Paws"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Clause"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Clinton's Paws"
Parody Written by:
Papi Sorrelis
The Lyrics
This is one of my songs from my History of The Presidents series. ENJOY!
Here comes Clinton's paws
Here comes Clinton's paws
Right up Monicas leg
She's gotta dress that is full of stains
And all his DNA
Ken Starr's smilin' with what he's filin'
The Democrats are really upset
Paula Jones didn't get the bone
But a great nosejob instead
Here comes Clinton's paws
Here comes Clinton's paws
Reaching for a cigar
He's gonna light it
and leave a nasty scar
Clinton knows he's got some issues
But he'll never say it that way
Instead he'll spin and twist and stir
Saying, I had no relations with her.
Here comes Clinton's paws
Right up Monicas leg
She's gotta dress that is full of stains
And all his DNA
Ken Starr's smilin' with what he's filin'
The Democrats are really upset
Paula Jones didn't get the bone
But a great nosejob instead
Here comes Clinton's paws
Here comes Clinton's paws
Reaching for a cigar
He's gonna light it
and leave a nasty scar
Clinton knows he's got some issues
But he'll never say it that way
Instead he'll spin and twist and stir
Saying, I had no relations with her.
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This was funny. Although it is unfortunate that we impeach a great president for having consensual sex but allow a selected president who is a liar and murderer to run for re-election.
"We" don't impeach a great President for it. But "they" did impeach a pretty good President for it.
Thought the first two stanzas were wonderful! Very inventive! Loved it!
I find this song offensive for its imagery, even though I believe Clinton was a terrible President. I don't care for parodies that propogate hatred. There's even hatred for Bush as a comment for a song with hatred for Clinton. Will someone please tell me why people insist Bush is a liar? It's hard to imagine this without thinking that John Kerry, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Kofi Annan, Jaque Chirac, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin are also liars.
i thought it to bee stupid and unoriginal its not nice to make fun of other songs.
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