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Song Parodies -> "Half Past Nine"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Half Past Nine"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
Shall our acquaintances be forgot,
And told to never mind,
If we win 100 million bucks
At half past nine?
At half past nine, my dear,
At half past nine.
They'll draw the winning numbers, dear,
At half past nine.
Shall our coworkers be left out,
And not share the jackpot?
Anyone who buys into a pool
Is just a big crackpot!
At half past nine, my dear,
At half past nine.
They'll draw the winning numbers, dear,
At half past nine.
And told to never mind,
If we win 100 million bucks
At half past nine?
At half past nine, my dear,
At half past nine.
They'll draw the winning numbers, dear,
At half past nine.
Shall our coworkers be left out,
And not share the jackpot?
Anyone who buys into a pool
Is just a big crackpot!
At half past nine, my dear,
At half past nine.
They'll draw the winning numbers, dear,
At half past nine.
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I liked it, Michael...you can't win if you don't play; good luck
Good luck, MM !
(ABC3) Not all the numbers matched for a winning ticket, but it was clever.
(ABC) See above!
(ABC3) Ah, this is the original song that people massacre in drunken karaoke every New Year's Eve! I never knew the name until now. I didn't quite get the gist of this one, but it's 1000% better than the original. 555
(ABC3-H) I take it half past nine is the time when the daily TV lotto numbers are drawn - if so, great idea, Mike - 555 (also first parody of this OS I've seen here)
(ABC3H) I struggled with the pacing in a few places, Michael- I'm wondering if you know a different version of the OS to me? Short, but quite sweet. 455
To Red Ant: Didn't get that idea until you read my parody huh? Just Kidding.................................... To Mike: This was good
(ABC-H) You hit the jackpot with this one.
Second Auld Lang Syne reference in this contest, had to look that up (me of no culture). Well done!
Any annoying cousin nate who went vegan was eaten by a big big plant MUCH MUNCH MUNCH BURP
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