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Song Parodies -> "(These Are The Guidelines If You Want) A Threesome Of Numero 5 For A Song"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"(These Are The Guidelines If You Want) A Threesome Of Numero 5 For A Song"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A threesome of numero 5 for a song
A threesome of numero 5
If some of the lines are too short or too long
A threesome of numero 4 for that song

A threesome of numero 4 for a song
A threesome of numero 4
If also some syllables´ eerie and wrong
A threesome of numero 3 for that song

A threesome of numero 3 for a song
A threesome of numero 3
If logical errors are big as King Kong
A threesome of numero 2 for that song

A threesome of numero 2 for a song
A threesome of numero 2
If poster´s a pagan, Avril fan or Tong
( Or man that sent pictures of self in a thong )
A free set of 1-Guyded votes are to come

I strongly deny that I am the Guy 1
I strongly deny that I am
These general guidelines are plainly for fun
That verse was a bastardous parody pun

There´s never a good way to deal with Guy 1
There´s never a good way to deal
Our Phantom of Opera, "illegitimate son"
His brain is a bottomless pit full of dung
( His brain is a bottomless pit full of dung )
( His brain is a bottomless pit full of dung )

*REPEAT PREVIOUS LINE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE*

Now that was a detour I took with this song
Now that was a detour I took
I freely admit it was probably wrong
I´m gonna proceed when I finished this bong

( Huff, Puff, Huff, Puff, Huff, Puff )
( Huff, Puff, Huff, Puff, Huff, Puff )

*BUT I DIDN´T REALLY INHALE SO YOU SHOULDN´T LET THAT
HUFFING AND PUFFING INFLUENCE YOUR VOTE NOW*

A threesome of numero 1 for a song
A threesome of numero 1
If early you see that´s deserved for your own
Then throw the whole skit in the bin and move on
© Peter Andersson, who wholeheartedly agrees with the words of GROUCHO MARX: "Those are my principles. If you don´t like them, I have others."
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 26

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Melhi - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it K1!! Hope you like the threesome (of fives, I mean!)
Arwen - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
"If logical errors are big as King Kong...A threesome of numero 2 for that song" Heehee...=)
Kristof Robertson - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
What can I say!! Epic...and brilliant. 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
*Inhales flattering remarks*
*cough* *cough*
A threesome of thanx to the comments above.
Robert Winston - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very creative
Adagio - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Who would have thought to make such a clever parody to that tired old beer drinking song? Now I have something else to sing while on a trip. :D 5's (or should I say a threesome of 5's).
Ashkicksass - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
BRAVO! This is fantastic cubed. And of course I gave you 5 cubed.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Another threesome of thanx to the new comments above.
Arwen: It would have been TO brutal to phrase it "a threesome of numero 2 ON that song", now wouldn´t it? :-)
Rod Worden - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A threesome of numeral Vs for this song A threesome of numeral Vs!! Take another hit off the bong And send us another ass-kicking song!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Rod, I might do that, got plenty of ideas in the sketch book right now and I like to think that they will not end up in the bin...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What can I say? Your subliminal title and witty repwarrrtay has earnt you...... drat, there's really not that many puns involving threesomes that I can add. Cheddar!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Jake.
Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You already know I loved this! 5s, K1....
Ahnonamis - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM I won't even try to make a witty comment. 5^3
Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Already voted...restoring my vote of 5's and laughing again.
BLO-TOWN - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM-I voted...
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Not one of your best.
Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - clever.
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July) It's okay, and I like your Groucho Marx quote.
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Surreal, a little too much of an inside joke. 544
Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A lot of funny lines. Good parody.
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Loved it!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My previous comment still stands... I CAN'T THINK OF ANY DECENT THREESOME PUNS!!! Still enjoyed this one!
Melhi - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- (see above) Hope you enjoy it as much the second time! ;)
Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd give 5s for the Groucho quote at the bottom :-) "Don't forget, men - we are fighting for this woman's honour... which is probably more than she's ever done" I wonder if one could write a parody purely on Groucho quotes?
Spaff.com - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, I laughed out loud at this. Literally. Laughed. Out. Loud. I can't wait to read the other 91 verses.
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Spaff (and everyone else). If Chucky ever changes the voting range/scale from 1-5 to 1-100 I´ll have to take you up on that challenge. :-)
Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very clever. I smiled. :-)
Claude Prez - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm usually a little biased against the site-specific parodies. Unless they're this good. Loved it.
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was really good, I chuckled through it, nice and simple. A contender!
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Not bad. I was hoping for 94 more verses though

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