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Song Parodies -> "In Swedish: Vi läkarsekreterare"
Original Song Title:
"Staffan var en stalledräng"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"In Swedish: Vi läkarsekreterare"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is one of my song parodies in Swedish. In the spirit of backup awareness Chucky has given me permission to post them here along with my others. Thank you Chucky!
And now for the Swedish introduction to this particular song: För att undvika eventuella missförstånd så vill jag understryka att denna sång inte har skrivits på grund av någon eller några läkare som jag har jobbat åt. Visserligen är och var den inspirerad av verkliga band, från diverse olika håll, som vi har tillgängliga på skolan där jag läser, men den skall naturligtvis ses mer som ett studentspex än någonting annat.
And now for the Swedish introduction to this particular song: För att undvika eventuella missförstånd så vill jag understryka att denna sång inte har skrivits på grund av någon eller några läkare som jag har jobbat åt. Visserligen är och var den inspirerad av verkliga band, från diverse olika håll, som vi har tillgängliga på skolan där jag läser, men den skall naturligtvis ses mer som ett studentspex än någonting annat.
Vi läkarsekreterare
Vi jobbar i kulissen
Vi servar medicinare
Och fixar till remissen
Skriver fullt journalens blad
Tolkar band med Gud vet vad
De menar
Säg bäste Doktor Mummelgrå
Vad säger du på bandet?
Jag har ej lyckats att förstå
Och ej i FASS jag fann det
Inga kända ord det är
Har du logopedbesvär?
Jag tänker
Är diagnosen A-B-C
Då är Ikterus troligt
Och är den A-5-1 punkt 3
Då är det inte roligt
Vett går ut där sprit går in
Tur att det finns medicin
Att köpa
När feber gör pat rubicund
Så rodnar de rakt över
Men hellre det än moribund
För det går sällan över
Gapa, blunda och säg aaah
PBD: Det blir nog bra
På nolltid
Ett hopplöst fall av TPL
Sån är ibland prognosen
Men då mot doktorn är man snäll
Justerar diagnosen
Vi vet allt om sekretess
Sladdertackor UNS
Får sparken
Plastikkirurger suger fett
Det har vi allt noterat
Om öppenpsyket saknar vett
Så blir det remitterat
Det är roligt nästan jämnt
Lustgas finns för metaskämt
Som detta
Vi vet om det är sånt på gång
Som sjukkassan beklagar
Vi skriver om din svanesångs
Senildementa dagar
Appendix ryker "en passant"
På nån Morbus Crohnisk tant
Från hemmet
Jourfall, förtur, kirurgi
Rupturer är det gott om
Journal skall fram och kniven i
Ibland så blir det bråttom
Man är flink och effektiv
Censurerar invektiv
Som fasen
Om någon baksida det finns
Så hittas den på stolen
Vi sitter mycket som ni minns
Och det syns under kjolen
Vi sitter till oss cellulit
Gluteus får för kort respit
Från situs
Finns det någon medicin
Som inte vi har hört om?
Eller något slags latin
Som ingen någonsin rört om?
Denna visa var en pärs
Men nu går dess sista vers
Ad mortem
Vi jobbar i kulissen
Vi servar medicinare
Och fixar till remissen
Skriver fullt journalens blad
Tolkar band med Gud vet vad
De menar
Säg bäste Doktor Mummelgrå
Vad säger du på bandet?
Jag har ej lyckats att förstå
Och ej i FASS jag fann det
Inga kända ord det är
Har du logopedbesvär?
Jag tänker
Är diagnosen A-B-C
Då är Ikterus troligt
Och är den A-5-1 punkt 3
Då är det inte roligt
Vett går ut där sprit går in
Tur att det finns medicin
Att köpa
När feber gör pat rubicund
Så rodnar de rakt över
Men hellre det än moribund
För det går sällan över
Gapa, blunda och säg aaah
PBD: Det blir nog bra
På nolltid
Ett hopplöst fall av TPL
Sån är ibland prognosen
Men då mot doktorn är man snäll
Justerar diagnosen
Vi vet allt om sekretess
Sladdertackor UNS
Får sparken
Plastikkirurger suger fett
Det har vi allt noterat
Om öppenpsyket saknar vett
Så blir det remitterat
Det är roligt nästan jämnt
Lustgas finns för metaskämt
Som detta
Vi vet om det är sånt på gång
Som sjukkassan beklagar
Vi skriver om din svanesångs
Senildementa dagar
Appendix ryker "en passant"
På nån Morbus Crohnisk tant
Från hemmet
Jourfall, förtur, kirurgi
Rupturer är det gott om
Journal skall fram och kniven i
Ibland så blir det bråttom
Man är flink och effektiv
Censurerar invektiv
Som fasen
Om någon baksida det finns
Så hittas den på stolen
Vi sitter mycket som ni minns
Och det syns under kjolen
Vi sitter till oss cellulit
Gluteus får för kort respit
Från situs
Finns det någon medicin
Som inte vi har hört om?
Eller något slags latin
Som ingen någonsin rört om?
Denna visa var en pärs
Men nu går dess sista vers
Ad mortem
© Peter Andersson
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Förträfflig, utmärkt, utomordentligt, präktig!
You are free to put up whatever sight owner lets you put up, but as a reader, I ask you please do not clog up the sight with things like this that are useful to very little people.
HEY, " ? " !!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING "very little people" ? AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL "site", DO YOU, NOW ?
To "?": Well, they do come with disclaimers in both the title and on top of the top comments. I´ve tried to come up with a third way so to give warning also to those "analphabetics" who just never can´t take word for what it is. Maybe we´re too good at double entendres here and you just didn´t believe what your eyes read?
Please feel free to suggest what more I could have done to make you take notice and believe.
Please feel free to suggest what more I could have done to make you take notice and believe.
Also, and for the record, the "clogging up" part is now over. I have submitted my 20 songs in Swedish. That is as many as I currently have. There might exist a few more on diskettes that I will one day refind (I have moved 4 times in 2 years, go figure) and my muse might tell me to write new ones as time goes by, but there will be no more mass postings like this weekend.
Don't listen to ?. ? is clearly a bastard, who can't even use their real name. You can submit any thing that Chucky says you can. I don't care if there are a few more songs up under new entries, and I really don't think many other people do either. So submit away. I only wish I could speak Swedish so that I could read them.
"Bastard?" This is kind of uncivil and rude. Why do I deserve this name? I said he can put up what he wants! I ask him only from courtesy and practicalness. Maybe it is wrong that I said "clog up" -- I did not think that was as rude as 'bastard', but even so for this I am quite sorry. I made this comment, simply because I am not clear why he choosed to do this, since I think probably not many people on this sight are even from Switzerland. I click on some because I think maybe they would be some swedish words thrown in here and theres, like some people that use yiddich. But the whole things in swedish, I cannot understand. But of course he or she has the right to put up whatever sight owner permits, and god bless. As I said. As for not using my real name, we all use screen names, right Ashkicksass?
Maybe I should have given pre-warning by making an explaining post on the message board. Maybe you should have realised that all your comments would show up in a row on the comments page. Maybe Ashkicksass was a bit to rude with what she called you. Maybe none of this really matters in the long run. Maybe we all could just be friends and move on? :-)
I wasn't trying to be mean when I called you a bastard. I thought it was funny. Apparently you haven't read any of the "saying Bastard is funny" comments that have been floating around. So I am sorry about that. But I'm still annoyed about your comments, and that isn't going to change. I think you saying "clog up the site" was very rude. How would you feel if I went onto one of your parodies and said that? Oh wait, there aren't any by ? Do you have any other screen names?
I apologized for bad choise of words. We're all friends now, okey? I don't know how to write parodies, but I will try to write one and apologize, okey?
Um...I can't be friends with people who clog up the comments section with non-words like "practicalness," "choise" and "okey."
Also, I don't know what readers from Switzerland have to do with anything, since the parody is in Swedish.
Finally...Ashkicksass is right...bastard is one of the funniest words in the world. It is right up there with "lousy" and "simpleton."
Also, I don't know what readers from Switzerland have to do with anything, since the parody is in Swedish.
Finally...Ashkicksass is right...bastard is one of the funniest words in the world. It is right up there with "lousy" and "simpleton."
Sorry, K1chyd -- I was feeling even more cranky than usual and didn't understand the point of the whole Swedish language parody thing, and inexplicably, it particuarly irritated me that the new parodies seemed to be littered with them. Plus the "backup" explanation re-activated my exasperation with this whole recent 'lost data paranoia'. Of course, I should have just passed them by, and if I chose to look at them, I should have not rated them at all -- or PM'd you for explanation if I was really curious. Hope I didn't wreck your average too much.
Ok, "littered" was probably not the best choice of words...
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Leo, that was you? I can't believe it. I KNEW it was someone using ? as an alias. But I am extremely disappointed in you, my friend. Were you using non-words and spelling errors on purpose? Because I know you are smarter than that...
Leo, that was you? I can't believe it. I KNEW it was someone using ? as an alias. But I am extremely disappointed in you, my friend. Were you using non-words and spelling errors on purpose? Because I know you are smarter than that...
Ok..."extremely disappointed" was probably not the best choice of words...
Leo: Don´t worry about it. No hard feelings here. And I think that the total number of submissions on that day was a bit lower than average, so my 19 did make up for quite a large percentage.
K1, you're welcome for Arwen and I standing up for you. Your aknowledgement is a great way to make sure we always have your back in the future.
A & A: Sure thang, for starters I will never again tell you to get a room etc. :-)
There needs to be a sarcasm button you can push to highlight your comments...
Maybe it's a Swiss thing.
TOTALLY L-ING OL!!!
Listen up, 13th percentile...I've already announced that the word Bastard makes me giggle...so...you're shooting yourself in the foot with your insult...
And ~ is T. J. Spindler.
Oh no!!! The hilarious Bastard comment on the "recent comments" board is not really here! I was SO going to reply to it!
The title means: "Us medical transcriptionists".
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