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Song Parodies -> "In Swedish: Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt"

Original Song Title:

"Jag vill bli en pansarskytt"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"In Swedish: Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is one of my song parodies in Swedish. In the spirit of backup awareness Chucky has given me permission to post them here along with my others. Thank you Chucky! And now for the Swedish introduction to this particular song: Detta är, tror jag, min enda sportsång på svenska hittills.
Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt
JAG VILL BLI EN INNEBANDYSKYTT!!

Jag har tränat tills jag spytt
JAG HAR TRÄNAT TILLS JAG SPYTT!!

Jag vill krossa knäskålar och skallar
JAG VILL KROSSA KNÄSKÅLAR OCH SKALLAR!!

Knäa era skitiga ballar
KNÄA ERA SKITIGA BALLAR!!

När jag med min klubba slår
NÄR JAG MED MIN KLUBBA SLÅR!!

Uti Finland sorg dom får
UTI FINLAND SORG DOM FÅR!!

Sidolinjen lyser röd
SIDOLINJEN LYSER RÖD!!

Domarn ligger kall och död
DOMARN LIGGER KALL OCH DÖD!!

Hjärnsubstans över golvet rinner
HJÄRNSUBSTANS ÖVER GOLVET RINNER!!

Segern vi tar och sen vi försvinner
SEGERN VI TAR OCH SEN VI FÖRSVINNER!!

S - V - E - R - I - G - E
Sverige! Sverige! Sverige!
© Peter Andersson
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Förträfflig, utmärkt, utomordentligt, präktig! - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Förträfflig, utmärkt, utomordentligt, präktig!
Susanna Viljanen - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hakkaa päälle Suomen poika! Vi ses i världsmestarskampen!
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
So, a fellow Scandinavian huh? Seems the perfect opportunity to ask what that Finlandish expression "Hakkaa päälle" really mean?
http://www.genealogia.fi/emi/art/article298be.htm - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
The Finnish cavalrymen swam their ponies over the Vistula the Danube and the Rhine like to a fiest, in going to meet their opponents. And under the heavy sabres of these brawny, broad shouldered bears of the North, nothing could stand. "Hakkaa päälle," (strike on), was the Finnish command for a charge and in the churches of their opponents were prayed "God deliver us from Hakkaa päälles."
http://gamma.nic.fi/~wirmaila/english/wirmhist/wirmhisten.doc - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
During the military operations in Germany, Heikki Pietarinpoika Wirmala rose to become a corporal, and thus had about 50 men under his command. He evidently fought in the cavalry commanded by Torsten Stahlhandske and called "The Hakkapelites" (from the Finnish words "hakkaa päälle", which means attack and hit ).
Swedish Translation Service - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
The title means: "I wanna be a floor bandy forward/shooter/goalscorer".

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