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Song Parodies -> "Fran McDonald Had a Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Old McDonald Had a Farm"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Fran McDonald Had a Phone"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Name picked at random. Just a coincidence it's my mom's name.
Fran McDonald had a phone
Can you hear me now?
And on her phone she talked all day
Can you hear me now?
With a yap-yap here and a yap-yap there
In her house, in her car
Even while she crap-craps
Fran McDonald loves her phone
Can you hear me now?
Fran McDonald had some kids
Can you hear them now?
And on their phone they talked all day
Can you hear them now?
With a buddy here and a buddy there
In the school, in their room
Even while they "study"
Fran McDonald has some kids
Can you hear them now?
Fran McDonald got a call
So important now
While she drove mom had to talk
So important now
With a yak-yak here and a yak-yak there
Kids are fine -how is Jack?
Didn't see the train track
Fran McDonald loved her phone
You won't hear her now
Can you hear me now?
And on her phone she talked all day
Can you hear me now?
With a yap-yap here and a yap-yap there
In her house, in her car
Even while she crap-craps
Fran McDonald loves her phone
Can you hear me now?
Fran McDonald had some kids
Can you hear them now?
And on their phone they talked all day
Can you hear them now?
With a buddy here and a buddy there
In the school, in their room
Even while they "study"
Fran McDonald has some kids
Can you hear them now?
Fran McDonald got a call
So important now
While she drove mom had to talk
So important now
With a yak-yak here and a yak-yak there
Kids are fine -how is Jack?
Didn't see the train track
Fran McDonald loved her phone
You won't hear her now
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Brilliant, Rick... it was the moral that made it for me (thinks... over in this country, I'd have made every other line "Now BT I owe")
Cell phone addict, she got harmed
See her, see her go
And on that harm you wrote this song
See her, see her go
With a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
Pacing 5, humor 5, overall a big 5
Cell phone addict, she got harmed
Three 5's, here you go!
See her, see her go
And on that harm you wrote this song
See her, see her go
With a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
Pacing 5, humor 5, overall a big 5
Cell phone addict, she got harmed
Three 5's, here you go!
Loved this. Solid 555. And loved Ingeborgs comment even more. Ingaborg, you really should have saved up the following lines for a parody (not to late though, I guess)
With a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
Pacing 5, humor 5, overall a big 5
With a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
Pacing 5, humor 5, overall a big 5
Rick, "even while she crap-craps". LOL - almost made me crap. 5's
When Mary had a little lamb
The Doctor was surprised.
When Old McDonald had a farm
The Doctor almost died.
The Doctor was surprised.
When Old McDonald had a farm
The Doctor almost died.
Now that she is gone on to greener pastures do you think her cell number is now Et Com Spirit 2 2 0? Pick up your phone and dial 555-VOTE.
Squeamishly good. You have 555 messages from beyond the grave. "Rick! Whassamatter with you? You haven't seanced me since last Tuesday!"
Great one Rick! 5's! Hey Johnny, where'd you get that little poem?
I think I got that poem from my mother, years ago!
Funny, Rick! But have you shown this to mom? :-O
I won't be cell-fish on the 5's! This ain't no phone-y!
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