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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Beer"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Beer"
Parody Written by:
One and Only
The Lyrics
This is wrotten by and Aussie. Aussies will get it the most.
On the first Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
A blue, foam stubbie holder
On the Second Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Third Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Eigth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
11 weeks of rehab,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
12 months to recover,
11 weeks of rehab,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
A blue, foam stubbie holder
On the Second Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Third Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Eigth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
11 weeks of rehab,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
12 months to recover,
11 weeks of rehab,
10 tons of asprin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different 6 packs
5 giant kegs
4 Xs
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder
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