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Song Parodies -> "Twinkle Spells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twinkle Spells"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Submitted at mugglenet.com for their Xmas Song Parody competition.
Twinkle, spells! Twinkle, spells!
Keep those ghouls at bay.
O Expect-to-Patronise,
Those Demented dopes today. Hey!
Twinkle, spells! Twinkle, spells!
Prongs will make them quake.
Even though they're cold as ice,
It won't be us who will shake.
Magic ghouls, they flow.
Hunting Sirius as their prey.
Opaque shield shall go,
Dash them all away! Ha ha ha!
Hellions soul-sucking,
Making Sirius white.
Now Potter sends his stag prancing.
His buck bucks them. Hooray!
O, Twinkle, spells! Twinkle, spells!
Make those suckers pay.
Soon they'll run and soon they'll hide,
Simply because hope prevails!
Yay!
Keep those ghouls at bay.
O Expect-to-Patronise,
Those Demented dopes today. Hey!
Twinkle, spells! Twinkle, spells!
Prongs will make them quake.
Even though they're cold as ice,
It won't be us who will shake.
Magic ghouls, they flow.
Hunting Sirius as their prey.
Opaque shield shall go,
Dash them all away! Ha ha ha!
Hellions soul-sucking,
Making Sirius white.
Now Potter sends his stag prancing.
His buck bucks them. Hooray!
O, Twinkle, spells! Twinkle, spells!
Make those suckers pay.
Soon they'll run and soon they'll hide,
Simply because hope prevails!
Yay!
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Holy Harry Potter Christmas album, Luke!!
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