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Song Parodies -> "Could I Have a Tiny Little Kiss, Miss?"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Could I Have a Tiny Little Kiss, Miss?"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
"Could I have a tiny little kiss, Miss?
It would make my night..."
That come on could not have filled me with more fright
"All I want is just a single kiss, Miss...
No? What are you, gay?"
What makes him think he could win my heart that way?
"Here's a car, please don't be amazed,
If you give in there'll be more..."
Great, he can't think of anything
Sweeter than "Aren't you a whore?"
It appears he's wearing pants of leather...
Force a smile somehow
If he asks again I swear I'll have a cow...
"Say, can't I have a friendly little kiss, Miss..."
*POW!*
It would make my night..."
That come on could not have filled me with more fright
"All I want is just a single kiss, Miss...
No? What are you, gay?"
What makes him think he could win my heart that way?
"Here's a car, please don't be amazed,
If you give in there'll be more..."
Great, he can't think of anything
Sweeter than "Aren't you a whore?"
It appears he's wearing pants of leather...
Force a smile somehow
If he asks again I swear I'll have a cow...
"Say, can't I have a friendly little kiss, Miss..."
*POW!*
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:-)
Tech Support Fred strikes again? :-) 5's
Short and sweet (just like you!)
Really, really nice.
Phil...:-) right back atcha!
Adam...pretty close, actually. Although...TSF couldn't afford to give me a car. Bastard.
Jeff...awww...thanks, buddy! =)
Leo...thanks a bunch...=)
Adam...pretty close, actually. Although...TSF couldn't afford to give me a car. Bastard.
Jeff...awww...thanks, buddy! =)
Leo...thanks a bunch...=)
mistletoe can be more dangerous than poison ivy, to be sure...5s
LOL, alvin!!
"I swear I'll have a cow!" was my favorite. LOL! Looks like someone is in the holiday spirit, and how!
Great title; great ending.
Ash...I liked that line, too...thanks! And yeah...being home...in my pajamas...knowing that I don't have to go back to work until 2005...yeah...it makes me feel pretty spirited...; )
Wow...I keep commenting at the same time as other people and missing folks...eeek!
Thanks, John!
Thanks, John!
"Sitting home in my pajamas..."
Oh shut the hell up! >: (
Oh shut the hell up! >: (
Loved it! I cracked up reading this one! I give it my usual 5-5-5.
I will not be working tomorrow (since my office is closed), so have yourself a merry little Christmas, Arwen! :)
I will not be working tomorrow (since my office is closed), so have yourself a merry little Christmas, Arwen! :)
Ash....=) You know that you love me...be bitter all you want...but you cannot escape it.
Serafina...thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too!!
Serafina...thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too!!
This is actually about Fred's brother...Exec Tech Support Ted. Same creep...different job description. And if I don't get to write again..have the bestest Merry Christmas, sweet elf!! 555
Heehee, Kristof! =)
Wow, I could almost feel that "POW", all the way over here, being home, in my speedos, knowing that I don't have to get out of the pool until 2005 - LOL Arwen - loved "kiss miss" for "Christmas" btw.......(er, no I didn't >:( ) - 555
Hilarious, Arwen, and impeccably constructed. 5's of course. I loved "kiss, miss, POW!" And the "whore" line cracked me up.
Very well developed, Arwen. Let's hope you didn't injure your hand executing the POW.
Stuart...I thought we'd talked about you dropping the speedo images in the middle of the comments. Come ON! ; ) Thanks...
Stray...thanks a bunch, Pooch! The whore line was lovely, I agree...=)
John...thanks for your concern...but after a certain number of wallops to pushy perverts' faces, you kind of get used to it...=)
Stray...thanks a bunch, Pooch! The whore line was lovely, I agree...=)
John...thanks for your concern...but after a certain number of wallops to pushy perverts' faces, you kind of get used to it...=)
aww, Arwen, you're just setting me up, but okay, I'll run with it.....
"okay, Arwen, dropping the speedos - NOW!"
(boom tish!)
"okay, Arwen, dropping the speedos - NOW!"
(boom tish!)
Oh give me a break!
Yes, I get to be the official mistletoe-hat-wearing creepy guy. "Hey Jim, I'd like to process HER claims... I'd like to shovel HER driveway... I'd like to... Jim, where'd ya go?" Merry Christmas many months early (or late) and good parody, you sexy elf, you (not the Santa slave labor kind).
Hehe...thanks, 2nz...I know you're not REALLY that creepy guy!
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