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Song Parodies -> "99 Uruk-Hai Scum On The Wall"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"99 Uruk-Hai Scum On The Wall"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I think that this might have been what Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn was singing as they were raising toasts to the surviving fighters of Helm's Deep.
99 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
99 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards should happen to fall
98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall

98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
98 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards' to weak for the brawl
97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall

97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
97 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards can't take to be mauled
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall

96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards by Gimli's appalled
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall

95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards can't handle the squall
94 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall

Etc
down too

1 little Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
1 little Uruk-Hai scum
If that little bastard for Arwen should fall
1 set of Uruk-Hai balls on the wall
© Peter Andersson.

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Arwen - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweetie, I was going to be SO impressed if you found 99 words to rhyme with "wall," and then I was a little sad to see the "etc." and then your final verse TOTALLY erased that and made me grin...LOVELY, K1! 5s...
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen: I figured you would be able to relate to this one cos Uruk-Hai types are what many of the men you've dated turned out to be under the suit, right? ;-)

BTW: I did the full 99 verses once:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional619.shtml

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