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Song Parodies -> "McJob Is So Ropey"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smokey"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"McJob Is So Ropey"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
McJob (n):- A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.
McJob is so ropey
I'm in charge of cheese
On three bucks an hour
Someone kill me please
I once was successful
But screwed up a treat
Caught downloading porn sites
Now I'm flipping meat
My boss is just eighteen
And I'm thirty two
He thinks he's a big man
He's built like Shamu
My uniform's awful
My “colleagues” are jerks
And the shake dispenser
Never f***ing works..
And while I'm complaining
Kids' parties are wack
They run round like monkeys
On cheap speed or smack
From fast cars and champagne
To fast food and Sprite
Is it any wonder
I'll get drunk tonight?
I'm in charge of cheese
On three bucks an hour
Someone kill me please
I once was successful
But screwed up a treat
Caught downloading porn sites
Now I'm flipping meat
My boss is just eighteen
And I'm thirty two
He thinks he's a big man
He's built like Shamu
My uniform's awful
My “colleagues” are jerks
And the shake dispenser
Never f***ing works..
And while I'm complaining
Kids' parties are wack
They run round like monkeys
On cheap speed or smack
From fast cars and champagne
To fast food and Sprite
Is it any wonder
I'll get drunk tonight?
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:D...funny, Kristof!
Very McGood...
fun to sing along with
Would you like some fries with that?
To Kristof: Great job(I mean the song, not the job). To Jeff: Don't you mean would you like "fives" with that.
Nice job. Goes nicely with Paul R.'s '"Sixty Calls."
Supersize me Kristof - that's a knockout blow, or my name's not McMcArthur - 555
LOL... Nice work, Kristof...
Shouldn't that be "McJob Is So Dopey"?
Thanks everyone...can't hang around, gotta go and clean out the deep fat fryer.
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