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Song Parodies -> "3 COM Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Three Blind Mice"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"3 COM Mice"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

3 COM mice,
3 COM bites,
See now it's hung,
See it won't run.

Won't run the raster,
Can't see device,
It shuts off and fails,
I installed it twice.
Did it ever freeze
Stuck there tight in the ice,
'Cause 3 COM bites.

I tried to hack her,
I read the guide,
It even had braille.
For the sight denied.
If you can't see,
Why a mouse would you buy?
Who needs blind mice?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   13
 13
 13
 

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Adagio - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute one, Guy. 5's
Serafina - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it, Guy. 5-5-5. :)
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
three big fives
Adagio - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) 5's still good!
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Very clever, Guy! 555
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Simplicity and brevity.
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Truly a nursery rhyme for our time.
John Jenkins - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What everybody else said. A very clever ending for such a short parody.
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Aha... I voted for this one already (like, it didn't take my vote, so I must have done); I guess I couldn't think of anything witty to say then... rather like now, it seems.
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) what Johnny said
martha - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
as the others said short but sweet and killer last line....
Mr Pheasent - February 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Three Blind Mice was the Tree Stooges Theme song often

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