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Song Parodies -> "3 COM Mice"
Original Song Title:
"Three Blind Mice"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"3 COM Mice"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
3 COM mice,
3 COM bites,
See now it's hung,
See it won't run.
Won't run the raster,
Can't see device,
It shuts off and fails,
I installed it twice.
Did it ever freeze
Stuck there tight in the ice,
'Cause 3 COM bites.
I tried to hack her,
I read the guide,
It even had braille.
For the sight denied.
If you can't see,
Why a mouse would you buy?
Who needs blind mice?
3 COM bites,
See now it's hung,
See it won't run.
Won't run the raster,
Can't see device,
It shuts off and fails,
I installed it twice.
Did it ever freeze
Stuck there tight in the ice,
'Cause 3 COM bites.
I tried to hack her,
I read the guide,
It even had braille.
For the sight denied.
If you can't see,
Why a mouse would you buy?
Who needs blind mice?
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Cute one, Guy. 5's
Loved it, Guy. 5-5-5. :)
three big fives
(123) 5's still good!
(123) Very clever, Guy! 555
(123) Simplicity and brevity.
(123) Truly a nursery rhyme for our time.
What everybody else said. A very clever ending for such a short parody.
Aha... I voted for this one already (like, it didn't take my vote, so I must have done); I guess I couldn't think of anything witty to say then... rather like now, it seems.
(123) what Johnny said
as the others said short but sweet and killer last line....
Three Blind Mice was the Tree Stooges Theme song often
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