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Song Parodies -> "Lizzy Borden Took An Axe"
Original Song Title:
"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Lizzy Borden Took An Axe"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Q: What do you get when you take the old nursery rhyme “Lizzy Borden took an axe” and place it on top of the possibly as equally old “Old MacDonald”? A: This!
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Ee i ee i ouch!
And gave her mother forty whacks
Ee i ee i ouch!
Gave a whack-whack here,
And a skull-crack there
Here a whack, there a whack,
Everywhere a whack-whack
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Ee i ee i ouch!
When she saw what she had done
Ee i ee i ouch!
She gave her father forty-one
Ee i ee i ouch!
Gave a whack-whack here,
And a skull-crack there
Here a whack, there a whack,
Everywhere a whack-whack
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Ee i ee i ouch!
Ee i ee i ouch!
And gave her mother forty whacks
Ee i ee i ouch!
Gave a whack-whack here,
And a skull-crack there
Here a whack, there a whack,
Everywhere a whack-whack
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Ee i ee i ouch!
When she saw what she had done
Ee i ee i ouch!
She gave her father forty-one
Ee i ee i ouch!
Gave a whack-whack here,
And a skull-crack there
Here a whack, there a whack,
Everywhere a whack-whack
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Ee i ee i ouch!
© Peter Andersson.
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This one's so funny, I broke into tears laughing!
This one has a real cutting edge, Peter :-)
Sharp. As the Kingston Trio put it: "You can't chop your father up in Massachusetts. Massachusetts is a far cry from New York."
This was really axe-citing. I'm axe-cellerating the vote meter to 555. Is Lizzy part of the Axis of evil?
K.1.c.h.y.d.rules.1.2.3.4.5
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You really know how to chop up an innocent song. :-)
Peter, you sure know how to take the egg of an idea and HATCHET.
You made the macabre very funny.
555 for you, don't really know a whole lot about this case, but was still funny as hell, so much more than having to sing this awful( the original) song in first grade.
Thanx everyone, this one-classic-over-another-genre is new territory for me so I went out on an edge with this one, one could say.
For Red Ant and others: Info about the legend of Lizzy Borden are (temporarily?) available here: http://www.carlhose.com/lizzyborden.htm
For Red Ant and others: Info about the legend of Lizzy Borden are (temporarily?) available here: http://www.carlhose.com/lizzyborden.htm
some good stuff they must of did something really bad.vote 555 take a nap, and dream of lizzy borden's axeeeeeeee!
what the hell she killed some one not funny
Another really funny one - thanks taylro for bringing this to my attention, if you hadn't left your negative comment I wouldn't have known about this one. Horses for courses as they say.
Now this is what i'm talking about, a horror/slasher themed parody. I love this kind of song. My favourite musicals are Little Shop Of Horrors and Sweeney Todd. Ya know I have my own Audrey II plant.
This song sucks thanks talor for brining this to my attion she killed some one not funny at all so if u think this is funny u will go to hell
AWESOME u are really awesome
Dont let Lizzy Borden chop wood and dont take a shower at the Bates Motel Norman Bates might come in
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