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Song Parodies -> "Star Cranked-Up Batters (Baseball Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"Star-Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Star Cranked-Up Batters (Baseball Parody)"
Parody Written by:
Brian Damaged
The Lyrics
I don't really care about baseball or steroids, so don't take this too seriously...
Jose, can't you see
you're a con and a blight?
You should soundly be jailed
for your highlights misleading.
Baseball's black and white stars,
through the rare balls and strikes,
scored the slams that we'd thought
were from nurture, not 'needling';
Damn the 'rockets' of peers,
Bonds 'bursting' to jeers;
"No proof," says McGwire,
(as his balls disappear)
Jose, and all stars granted pardons are knaves,
From your planned im-mu-ni-ty,
fans (I hope) all are saved
you're a con and a blight?
You should soundly be jailed
for your highlights misleading.
Baseball's black and white stars,
through the rare balls and strikes,
scored the slams that we'd thought
were from nurture, not 'needling';
Damn the 'rockets' of peers,
Bonds 'bursting' to jeers;
"No proof," says McGwire,
(as his balls disappear)
Jose, and all stars granted pardons are knaves,
From your planned im-mu-ni-ty,
fans (I hope) all are saved
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Really good. Original, too. 555.
Damn good, you hit it out of the ballpark. RBI.=555
Good one.
What? You couldn't get Barry Bonds in there somewhere? J/K, you pitched ( unlike most who sing TOS ) a perfect parody. 555, and it get's even funnier if you can imagine Canseco singing this.
"(as his balls disappear)" LOL! Good job.
masterful job on this one...bravo...5s plus
Thank you, guys (and gals, maybe). Red Ant, Barry is in there, he's the Bonds that is 'bursting'.
Very clever....touches all bases...a drug free Homerun...
Tremendous work. Every bit as good, or better,as The Star's Angled Bummer, my parody about Paris Hilton (Shameless plug). http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/francisscottkey2.shtml
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