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Song Parodies -> "Alopecia"
Original Song Title:
"Alouette"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Alopecia"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Okay, okay, so some of these guys shave(d) their heads...but the end result is still the same as the end result of the medical condition "alopecia" ...
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Takin' hair from Donald Trump,
Fakin' hair has Donald Trump!
Donald Chump,
Donald Hump!
Trump's a Rump,
Dump the Trump!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Takin' hair from Captain Kirk,
Fakin' hair has Captain Kirk!
Shatner-Kirk,
Fatner-Kirk!
Sulu smirks,
"He's a jerk!"
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Patrick Stewart's head's a spot,
Where the hair is mostly not!
Hairy spot?
Mostly not!
But the girls,
Think he's hot!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Moby, Techno-Music-Guy,
Nothing hides him from the sky!
From the sky!
Is that why,
Eminem,
Dissed the guy?
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Yul Brynner by some was said,
To possess a manly head!
Manly head!
Ramses head!
Smoked a lot,
Now he's dead!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Kojak was a T.V. cop,
Balder than a barber-strop!
Barber shop's,
Barber-strop!
Sucked a bald,
Tootsie-Pop!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
REM has Michael Stipe,
Balder than a melon ripe!
Michael Stipe,
Melon-ripe,
Give your chrome-
-dome a wipe!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Smashing Pumpkins' billiard-ball,
Billy Corgan's gourd is bald!
Billiard-ball
Billy's bald!
Corgan's bald
Organ's balled!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Takin' hair from Donald Trump,
Fakin' hair has Donald Trump!
Donald Chump,
Donald Hump!
Trump's a Rump,
Dump the Trump!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Takin' hair from Captain Kirk,
Fakin' hair has Captain Kirk!
Shatner-Kirk,
Fatner-Kirk!
Sulu smirks,
"He's a jerk!"
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Patrick Stewart's head's a spot,
Where the hair is mostly not!
Hairy spot?
Mostly not!
But the girls,
Think he's hot!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Moby, Techno-Music-Guy,
Nothing hides him from the sky!
From the sky!
Is that why,
Eminem,
Dissed the guy?
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Yul Brynner by some was said,
To possess a manly head!
Manly head!
Ramses head!
Smoked a lot,
Now he's dead!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Kojak was a T.V. cop,
Balder than a barber-strop!
Barber shop's,
Barber-strop!
Sucked a bald,
Tootsie-Pop!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
REM has Michael Stipe,
Balder than a melon ripe!
Michael Stipe,
Melon-ripe,
Give your chrome-
-dome a wipe!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Smashing Pumpkins' billiard-ball,
Billy Corgan's gourd is bald!
Billiard-ball
Billy's bald!
Corgan's bald
Organ's balled!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
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ROFLMBaldAO!! The best of today...wonderfully singable and just goddamn hilarious. I salute thee, JD. 555
I don't know how you do it
Hilarious!!! 5's
SOTD for me, JD :-) I had a feeling when you mentioned it that this was going to be a goodie.
Between you and John Barry, we seem to learn a new word every day.
my favorite of the day...thanks for the smiles
JD, thanks for the laughs and the education.
FUNNY!!! (as usual). You should get a lot of positive fallout for this one.......555
"Alopecia grievance sating..." Shear brilliance here, JD!
ROFL - esp. "Patrick Stewart's head's a spot, Where the hair is mostly not" - chortle chortle - 555
Very good Johnny; Yul never guess which verse was my fave
LMHO(Laughing My Hair Off)
I hope it works for old ladies...I just ordered some on the web. 555
Thanks everybody, Kristof, Royce, Adagio, Phil, Highlander, Alvin, JB, Rick Cormier, Luke, Stuart, Claude, Scathe, and Catch 23.
...so what's next, JD - the alopecia chorus? :-)
this. is. so. good. great stuff.
Thanks, leo jay. And thanks for the idea, Philbo ...
I just read your parody of the hallelujah chorus a few minutes ago. This one's just as creative.
Thanks, Ellipsis.
Dump the Trump indeed. From your pictures, alopecia does not appear to be one of your issues; but, even without experiencing it, you did a great job of poking fun at it.
Belated thanks, JJ.
baldly going where no man has gone before !!! v funny you are a genius your mad but a genius. top marks
Thanks tomario!
ABC3A - This was quite well done.
(ABC) LOL!
(ABC03) Not only am I fan of Johnny D';s Bald Song, I'm also the song's Fan Club President.
(ABC3) thorough thorough cataloguing of pretty nearly every high-profile baldy - fantastic JD (and I still love the "Where the hair is mostly not!" line)
(ABC) I got to hand it to you Johnny this parody takes balds...
(ABC3) Love it! I see Tomario used my pun already... so, did you write this from the top of your head?
ABC--in spite of my dismay that you left out my favorite baldy of all time...(enter a swoon for mr. diesel)...this was great, Johnny! Lots of fun!
ABC3-Great
Thanks Ethan, Rex, Agrimorfee, Stuart, Matthias, Red Ant, Arwen, and Max Power!
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