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Song Parodies -> "My Goodness! A Shark In The Ocean!"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Goodness! A Shark In The Ocean!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

My Goodness! A shark in the ocean
My Goodness! A shark in the sea
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean
Goddammit! That shark's after me!

Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my hind leg to me, to me
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my hind leg to me

Despite that I rode on a billow
Despite that I rode on a wave
Despite that I rode on a billow
I surfed 'cos I just couldn't waive

Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my left leg to me, to me
Jaws' back! Jaws' back!
Please bring back my left leg to me

In Florida they have them gators
Piranhas they prey in a horde
Brazil Anacondas eat freighters
But why's there a shark in my fjord?

Jaws' wack! Jaws' wack!
Please bring back patellas to me, to me
Jaws' wack! Jaws' wack!
Please bring back patellas to me

Us humans have emptied the ocean
Us humans have emptied the sea
Us humans have emptied the ocean
And now this starved shark's after me

I'm snack! Jaws' snack!
Please bring back my femurs to me, to me
I'm plaque! Jaws' plaque!
Please bring back my femurs to me

Since Jonah was lost in the ocean
Since Jonah was lost in a whale
Since Jonah was lost in the ocean
We've been building up to this gale

Puke back! Puke back!
Please puke back my balls and my schlong to me
Puke back! Puke back!
Please puke back my balls and my dong!

(Fade out)
© Peter Andersson.
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Rick C - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This had me in pieces...555
Phil Alexander - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Snap
Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You didn't jump the shark on this one.
Johnny D - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Do not taunt Happy Fun Shark. 555.
Peter Andersson - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Rick C, Phil Alexander, Michael Pacholek and the great white Johnny D.

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