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Song Parodies -> "If You Don't Know Who To Come For, Come For Me"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Happy And You Know It"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If You Don't Know Who To Come For, Come For Me"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

That's it! Osama, I've had it with you, this world isn't big enough for the two of us any longer, I'm calling you out to settle this once and for all, the old fashioned way, mano a mano, no minions, just you and me, on Main Street, at High Noon, and remember to dress up in something you'll feel comfortable in on Lit de Parade!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I'm so tired of your grating
Take a timeout from your hating
Down the corner I'll be waiting
Come for me!

If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I don't care that I'm a layman
If you show up we've a game on
Got a bullet with your name on
Come for me!

If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Take the word from this here Whitey
If your God is so almighty
Why's an ass your Aphrodite?
Come for me!

If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you're busy with your mother
There's a donkey or another
Who can fill your place as lover
Come for me!

If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Waste no time to check your Rhesus
I will blow your ass to pieces
From the inside out you're faeces
Come for me!
© Peter Andersson.

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Dumb Ass Kid - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Undeniably one of (if not) THE greatest Bin Laden-bashing parodies on the site. It's clever, fast paced, genius. Brilliantly done 555+
Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhyming, you'd think that this would be an easy song to parody, but it must have been hard to write so geniously. Maybe I'm exaggerating? Anyway, 555
Melhi - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Love is such a weak word for how I feel about this parody! Fabulous job, K1! All the donkey lines are my favorites!
Dee Range - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Just fantastically funny, with a great message . Super high 5's, Peter
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious, Peter - some very funny well-paced rhymes in this one - 555
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh!
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it because it didn't have to be about Osama to work. Someday he will be a memory. Some sophisticated ribbing here. 555
Red Ant - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter is calling out Osama!! Hehehe, I think you have your July SOTM entry here with this.=)
Kat - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(in a war-like chant) Peter, Peter, Peter!!
Dominic L. - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM- I stand beside my other comment.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Aww, I wanna vote again : (
Adagio - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Felt like clapping my hands with it traditionally. I liked it. 5's
Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
very good Osama bashing song, 5s across the board
Charlie Decker - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Now, if only Bush would call out Osama...
Scathe - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) :-)
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM see above
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Beat his *** K1!
Melhi - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still loving this!
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, heh heh heh
Tim Mayfield - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) And the wind blows 5 tumbleweeds across the street...
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) When you finally get him Peter then you can make "Old Osama bought the farm". ;-)
Rick C - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Simply marvelous! Loved the "Aphrodite/ ass" line, among others....555
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) gee, I almost stole my own comment - some very funny rhymes, Peter!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) *claps hands* Hilarious rhymes throughout. Take a bow.
Phil Alexander - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this already... obviously voted 'cause the vote didn't take. Excellent, Peter.
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I wasn't quite sure I'd dig a parody of this OS...as it's so repetitive...but this is FABulous, K1!! =)
Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent :-)

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