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Song Parodies -> "I Am Gonna Ride My Bike Today"

Original Song Title:

"While Strolling Through the Park One Day"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Gonna Ride My Bike Today"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by pResident Bush, who, after repeatedly avoiding Cindy Sheehan in Crawford, is going biking with Lance Armstrong on August 20, 2005:
I am gonna ride my bike today.
Cindy Sheehan just gets in my way.
Her mistake; her son's demise;
So how dare she criticize!
What's important is my war; please go away.

Hostile - the public's turned on me.
All I get in Crawford is more heat!
On horseback, I'm happy as can be.
Riding bikes with Lance, I can retreat... Nah!

Spin in media is falling flat.
That Sheehan has lit a spark.
But I still have no regrets
In Iraq, we went kaboom!
We must win all wars I choose us to embark.

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