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Song Parodies -> "Bendin' While Givin' Ones"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Little Indians"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bendin' While Givin' Ones"

Parody Written by:

Ones: Fool, Thus Mockery

The Lyrics

Ones little ones
Twos or threes, never givin' 'em
Forget fours or fives
He nixes givin' of 'em
Smegma's what he ate
Lickin' pie while incestin' mum
A little ones givin' guy

Bend trickle, hind lickle
Ate dripples from the bum
Seven sisters, he sticks 'em
Likewise incestin' 'em
Fours nix 'em, threes nix 'em
No twos
Just givin' ones
A' lickin' ones givin' guy
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PMS - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW! You hate Johnny One Vote even more than I!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhh, you remind me of me last year: rhyming the original syllable-for-syllable with crude brilliance. This was very well done. 555
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
a complex poetic arrow shot at the ones guy - 555

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