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Song Parodies -> "Bratz Bull****z"
Original Song Title:
"She'll Be Coming around the mountain"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bratz Bull****z"
Parody Written by:
Uberalex
The Lyrics
I'm annoyed at all this Bratz Bull Crap! Oh, The lyrics might be short because I can't remember the whole song.
Oh!
I've had enough of this Damn Bratz Bull****,
They Do not have a "Passion For Fashion"
That is just a Whatchamacallit
For Parents To empty Their Wallets
By Buying this Damn Doll slash Crap load.
This Damn Franchise Started with those Barbie dolls,
Polly Pocket was so sucky in the Mall,
Then it Moved on to Bratz and My Scene
Man I really Need a Cantine,
Full of Fire and Burning alchohol.
Then They Moved to Those God Damn Bratz Babyz,
I Just want To Shoot Those F***ers in the knees,
Oh, people Can't you see
That This crap's poisoning my TV,
And The Minds of all Girls in america?
I Know what these F***ers are all about,
Getting every parent to empty Their Bank accounts
And They are Much More satanic
Than That Love Song From "Titanic"
Come on people Can't you See, They are Trying to steal Our Money?
They Stink worse than sanitation, A Big Crap Load across the nation.
Come On all, Let's Protest 'em To Show Them How Much We Detest 'em
Because Bratz Is a Big load of Crap and S***!
I've had enough of this Damn Bratz Bull****,
They Do not have a "Passion For Fashion"
That is just a Whatchamacallit
For Parents To empty Their Wallets
By Buying this Damn Doll slash Crap load.
This Damn Franchise Started with those Barbie dolls,
Polly Pocket was so sucky in the Mall,
Then it Moved on to Bratz and My Scene
Man I really Need a Cantine,
Full of Fire and Burning alchohol.
Then They Moved to Those God Damn Bratz Babyz,
I Just want To Shoot Those F***ers in the knees,
Oh, people Can't you see
That This crap's poisoning my TV,
And The Minds of all Girls in america?
I Know what these F***ers are all about,
Getting every parent to empty Their Bank accounts
And They are Much More satanic
Than That Love Song From "Titanic"
Come on people Can't you See, They are Trying to steal Our Money?
They Stink worse than sanitation, A Big Crap Load across the nation.
Come On all, Let's Protest 'em To Show Them How Much We Detest 'em
Because Bratz Is a Big load of Crap and S***!
Even though I don't want to, Bratz is a Copyrighted peice of crap.
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totally freaking awesome! For your first parody, It rocks!
Good... Expessially the Spaff line.
Thank you. I used the Spaff line because I just knew that there was something more satanic than that love song from "Titanic".
NICE!! 5's
I share your sentiments, especially as I was 'Bratz' back in primary school.
I just hate those noncute stupid bratz babyz!
How dare you say that about bratz! I hate your song :(
look, Bratz has annoyed Uber and I for a long time now. WE HAD THINGS STUCK IN OUR HEADS. They were stuff from when Bratz first started. The dang thing is annoying.
This isn't as bad as your Nazi parody, but it still sucks...
My sister has plenty of Bratz Dolls. Im getting sick of seeing this Bratz Bullcrap on my TV!!!!
who are you to destroy the bratz..!?! the bratz is a good group that is being popular...!!! so please stop destroying the group of bratz girls....!!!!! bratz-bratitude....!
^_^ BRATZ RULE....!!!!!!!!!!^_^
!@#$%bratz lover- JASMINE%$#@!
your just saying that b'coz your a boy....your not a bratz lover...!!hahahahahah....!
you think that song is a joke..???!!
IT IS NOT A JOKE...!
Your True, Man! Bratz Sucks! My Brothers Think They Suck, Too. Your Parody Isn't A Bad Song, It's The Bratz Dolls That's Bad!
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