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Song Parodies -> "Michael Opened His Mouth's Door"
Original Song Title:
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Opened His Mouth's Door"
Parody Written by:
Violet T. Riol
The Lyrics
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
The river is deep and the river is wide, effluvia
Now it's on levees' other side, effluvia
Lifesavers rowed boats through more effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Missed the signals as the winds wailed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Poured-in river was killing and cold, effluvia
Chertoff looks for someone to scold: Michael B, yeah
Michaels both stood by on shore, effluvia
Michaels both get failing scores, effluvia
Messrs. Brown and Chertoff failed, effluvia
Left people to try to bail effluvia
The river is deep and the river is wide, effluvia
Michael's big boss is shallow and snide, effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
The river is deep and the river is wide, effluvia
Now it's on levees' other side, effluvia
Lifesavers rowed boats through more effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Missed the signals as the winds wailed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Poured-in river was killing and cold, effluvia
Chertoff looks for someone to scold: Michael B, yeah
Michaels both stood by on shore, effluvia
Michaels both get failing scores, effluvia
Messrs. Brown and Chertoff failed, effluvia
Left people to try to bail effluvia
The river is deep and the river is wide, effluvia
Michael's big boss is shallow and snide, effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Michael opened his mouth's door: effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
Mister Chertoff has badly failed, effluvia
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I... hate... this... song... If my name were Susan, I wouldn't hate "Wake Up Little Susie" or "Runaround Sue" this much. But at least my paranoia has reduced to the point where I can see a parody with "Michael" in the title and think "Jackson" first. And then you nail Chertoff! This guy makes all us Michaels from New Jersey look bad. Even to Arwen.
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