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Song Parodies -> "Tripped Down The Stairs, Oy!"
Original Song Title:
"Click Go The Shears, Boys"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Tripped Down The Stairs, Oy!"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Shear descent.
Down several floors, my old staircase stands.
Blast it, those stairs are a long journey, man.
Six stories raised at a sheer angle, yo.
Whoopsy, tripped right over down this case of stairs I go!
Tripped down the stairs, oy! blip, blip, blip!
Flights full of "Ow!' Think I sprained my hip.
I'm spinnin' down and down. Soon I'll meet the floor below.
Staircases are a danger cuz I'm really unco!
Now I topple down the floors in much pain- bloody stairs!
Oh, my ass is quite sore, one bruised derriere.
Broke both my knees and I've ruptured my spleen.
Paid for thick cementing now it's breaking bones clean.
Tripped down the stairs, oy! blip, blip, blip!
Flights full of "Ow!' Think I sprained my hip.
I'm spinnin' down and down. Soon I'll meet the floor below.
Staircases are a danger cuz I'm really unco!
Blast it, those stairs are a long journey, man.
Six stories raised at a sheer angle, yo.
Whoopsy, tripped right over down this case of stairs I go!
Tripped down the stairs, oy! blip, blip, blip!
Flights full of "Ow!' Think I sprained my hip.
I'm spinnin' down and down. Soon I'll meet the floor below.
Staircases are a danger cuz I'm really unco!
Now I topple down the floors in much pain- bloody stairs!
Oh, my ass is quite sore, one bruised derriere.
Broke both my knees and I've ruptured my spleen.
Paid for thick cementing now it's breaking bones clean.
Tripped down the stairs, oy! blip, blip, blip!
Flights full of "Ow!' Think I sprained my hip.
I'm spinnin' down and down. Soon I'll meet the floor below.
Staircases are a danger cuz I'm really unco!
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Ouch! Good job.
"Oy, blip, blip" Funny stuff....555
that's why I always go for the THIN cementing - duh! - you're just asking for trouble with that thick stuff - funny Aussie stuff, Luke - better than the OS by a country mile - 555
...oh. poo. Looks like I copy/pasted the chorus over the remaining five verses I did on a library computer, hence didn't save, hence I wasted over an hour typing. Well, poo it, this is long enough! Thanks for your comments, folks!
Really funny parody.
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