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Song Parodies -> "The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The Tilde Sign, it's such a diminutive character that I can only give it a minuscule parody. Though, taken into account the time it took to find the (Editorial Note: A list of invectives, longer than the actually parody, has been censored here) thing, it's more than it deserves anyway.

The ~ is hid on the keyboard
The ~ is hidden for me
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
Oh where can the stupid thing be?


~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me


The ~ is hid on the keyboard
The ~ is hidden, I swear
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
Say where can it be, where, where, WHERE?


~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me


The ~ is hid on the keyboard
I'm searching in vain and despair
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
I've no diacritical flair


~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me



© Peter Andersson.

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Dumb Ass Kid - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A simple premise sublimely recognised... brilliant! 555
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
It is above the left tab key on my keyboard. I use it maybe once a week tops. Congratulations on reaching 250 parodies Peter.
Peregrin - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it tilde it hurt, Peter!
Peter Andersson - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx DAK, Red Ant and Peregrin. 250, wow, I didn't realise that un~ you pointed it out RA, I though I had 5 or 10 to go before that. Now I feel so... old! (Strange, I know).
Claude Prez - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh-oh. Looks like we're being overrun by ~ parodies!! And they won't stop, un~ people say they've had enough!! ~ End Of The Day!! ~ Last Teardrop Falls!! Hey, I could do this ~ cows come home!! Okay, maybe not. Clever stuff here, by the way.
Peter Andersson - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
"I could do this ~ cows come home!!". LOL!

BTW, one of those cows wouldn't happen to be named Waltzing Moo~?
Royce Miller - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Cleverly done.

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