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Song Parodies -> "Bare Chested Hairy Gentlemen"
Original Song Title:
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bare Chested Hairy Gentlemen"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Bare chested hairy gentlemen
Please put those pecs away
I am so homophobic
It quite ruins my day
Just save me from that manly sight
I'm never going gay
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Ew, wear a shirt
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Your bod looks like my father
It's covered with that hair
Reminds me of the hard abuse
My family did share
It's not that I get any joy
I just don't like it there
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Cover my hurt
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
And while you are at it
Go cover up that nude
I know it's just a sculpture
But I think it is rude
You can call me conservative
Just don't call me a prude
Oh, hiding that view with some pants
So I can't glance
Oh, hiding that view with some pants
And when you're done with all of that
Do something about smut
I think that on my favorite show
I almost saw some butt
And please get rid of MTV
Where girls dance like a slut
Oh, hiding that view with a blur
Covering her
Oh, hiding that view with a blur
Please put those pecs away
I am so homophobic
It quite ruins my day
Just save me from that manly sight
I'm never going gay
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Ew, wear a shirt
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Your bod looks like my father
It's covered with that hair
Reminds me of the hard abuse
My family did share
It's not that I get any joy
I just don't like it there
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
Cover my hurt
Oh, hiding that view with a shirt
And while you are at it
Go cover up that nude
I know it's just a sculpture
But I think it is rude
You can call me conservative
Just don't call me a prude
Oh, hiding that view with some pants
So I can't glance
Oh, hiding that view with some pants
And when you're done with all of that
Do something about smut
I think that on my favorite show
I almost saw some butt
And please get rid of MTV
Where girls dance like a slut
Oh, hiding that view with a blur
Covering her
Oh, hiding that view with a blur
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you really nailed it on the pacing Rick. good job. 555
And the title. 5s
555, interesting and good use of theme. =)
Oh please put on, now, Highlander,
Your spartan tartan kilt
Your merkin made of manly mink
Will hide your hairy stilt
Please cover-up so we won't see
Your saber-caber's tilt
Ohhhh hide, please, your meaty flesh-Claymore
Meaty Claymore!
Ohhhh hide now please your meaty flesh-Claymore!
Your spartan tartan kilt
Your merkin made of manly mink
Will hide your hairy stilt
Please cover-up so we won't see
Your saber-caber's tilt
Ohhhh hide, please, your meaty flesh-Claymore
Meaty Claymore!
Ohhhh hide now please your meaty flesh-Claymore!
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