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Song Parodies -> "I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Other than a few embellishments, exaggerations, and outright lies, the following could be a true story. I can't remember if I was the bartender or the rum drinker
"Rum", I told him, "please pour me some rum"
"I'll need to see I.D. before you get rum"
And though I'm just fourteen I hand him my mum's
It says I'm fifty three with hair to my bum, I just play dumb, barkeep says "Hummmmm"

But he honors it and pours me some rum
Here it comes

Little tipsy, I drink some more rum
I am a poor boy too, I drink the cheap rum
I have no cash to tip, the barkeep's quite glum
I feel just like a King, I drink some more rum, then some more rum, needing some Tums

Soon, I need the loo, I'm nauseous and bummed
From that rum

Did not make it, I up-chuck the rum
Break-fast and lunch come too, along with my gum
Bartender's sprayed with puke, we started to scrum
He knees me in the crotch, and breaks both my thumbs, beat like a drum, till the cops come

Ice on my scro-tum, my nuts are still numb
Bigger than plums

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Dee Range - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
The name of this parody is THE Little Rummy Boy. A freak computer malfunction, over and over, kept putting the wrong name in the parody title box.I'll email Chucky to try and fix this. Sorry about that.
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
messed up title or not, this is an absolute scream...bravo
carol - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
ROTF!! 555+
Red Ant - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This is MUCH better than TOS, even the botched parody title adds charm to it! Outstanding!
Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Botched title or no, you've managed to drum up some fives.
John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed my bum off! 5s
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! And heh heh.
Serafina - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!! I think this is soooo funny!! I don't care if you put the wrong parody title or not; that adds to the hilarity. 5-5-5 =)
Emeril - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
That's right; it kicks it up a notch.

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