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Song Parodies -> "Toy to a Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Joy to the World"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Toy to a Girl"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Bitter? Nah!
Toy to a girl, what men are, chum
To her, we are not King
For every bride that takes a groom
Will sever his manly thing
Will sever his manly thing
Endeavor to sever his manly thing
Toy to a girl, She hold his reins
While men her goods enjoy
Through good and bad, sickness and health
Berate the hounded boy
Berate the hounded boy
He's late? Berate the hounded boy
He rules the roost! Man, what a lie!
As divorce lawyers prove
The goriest of stories told
From men who've been to court
From men who've been to court
The hen who takes the good old boy to court
To her, we are not King
For every bride that takes a groom
Will sever his manly thing
Will sever his manly thing
Endeavor to sever his manly thing
Toy to a girl, She hold his reins
While men her goods enjoy
Through good and bad, sickness and health
Berate the hounded boy
Berate the hounded boy
He's late? Berate the hounded boy
He rules the roost! Man, what a lie!
As divorce lawyers prove
The goriest of stories told
From men who've been to court
From men who've been to court
The hen who takes the good old boy to court
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555, although I've never explored relationships(mainly out of choice).
Darn it, Rick...I was looking forward to this being about a Vibrator...not some sorry sot of a dude...Oh, Hell...it was good anyway...5's ~ ~ ~
I almost went that way, Paul, but I'd just done a few naughty ones. Check that Whatfreaks pile.
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