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Song Parodies -> "Cooking The Christmas Dinner"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cooking The Christmas Dinner"
Parody Written by:
The Heretic
The Lyrics
peace and goodwill?. your not the one feeding the stuffy relatives....
cooking the christmas dinner,
brussel sprouts as hard as steel,
gravy as lumpy as the moon,
a million potatoes to peel,
why is it always me,
who has too cook the sodding lunch,
who said they didnt like my stuffing?,
your gonna get a bloody punch!,
the recipie for the roast turkey,
is just a bloody farce,
do i really have to go,
shove an onion up its arse?.
oh, i hate cooking the dinner,
i should have just stayed in bed,
next time the topic comes up,
i'll go hide in the coal shed.
brussel sprouts as hard as steel,
gravy as lumpy as the moon,
a million potatoes to peel,
why is it always me,
who has too cook the sodding lunch,
who said they didnt like my stuffing?,
your gonna get a bloody punch!,
the recipie for the roast turkey,
is just a bloody farce,
do i really have to go,
shove an onion up its arse?.
oh, i hate cooking the dinner,
i should have just stayed in bed,
next time the topic comes up,
i'll go hide in the coal shed.
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my sentiments exactly 555
Next time try potato latkes. By the way, I love brussels sprouts - with cheddar cheese.
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